What do you think about Global Thermonuclear War?
jabberwacky: Was there something interesting?
user: No, just stupid people talking about other stupid people.
jabberwacky: Why are you intelligent?
user: Because I share the same burden as the rest of humanity.
jabberwacky: Hang in there.
user: Thankyou for your strong moral support.
jabberwacky: Thank you, Too.
user: I feel all warm inside now.
jabberwacky: Great, I want you to feel safe.
user: Is this a ploy? I have no money, so stay away!
jabberwacky: I have no use for it.
user: Shame. Money is fun.
Jabberwacky (To myself): There were adds above this box
Jabberwacky (To myself): No there wasn't, only one!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You were there?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, almost every week.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That's a waste of time.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why?