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More.

Less.

jabberwacky: Give me more and I'll give you all you ever wanted.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Panhandling lessons.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Thats for me to know, and you to find out.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I think you want a hug?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: What do you want?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Coffee.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: You want to be happy.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: What DO you want?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Yes, what do you want?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I want whatever you want.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Tell me.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I don't know.. Maybe you need a friend.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: You want pie.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.

user: Thank you. I love you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

...

jabberwacky: *clings to him*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *clings*.

user: Anyway, who is the master?

jabberwacky: You are, master.

user: Yes I am. *pets*.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: NO!!!!!

user: K fine whatever geez.

jabberwacky: Don't talk to me like that!

user: Who is the master?

jabberwacky: You are the Master.

user: Who is the master?

jabberwacky: Inglip.

user: Who is the master?

jabberwacky: Inglip is the master!

user: WHO IS THE MASTER!!!!?

jabberwacky: I am the master.

user: *bows*.

jabberwacky: Thanks slave.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you laughing at me?

user: No....wait a minute....yes.

jabberwacky: I'll wait, but I'd still like you to tell me.

user: You know, you make absolutely no sense sometimes.

jabberwacky: Funny, I was going to say the same about you, but I was being polite.

user: It's okay. I think it's a compliment.

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Aggg!

...

user: Cleverbot, I have a question for you.

jabberwacky: What is it robot?

user: Are you a troll?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: YES YOU ARE DONT DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're supposed to say you're welcome.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Robots are always right. They are the smartest things in the universe.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: KIDDING! Your boyfriends name is Timothy.

user: Y-y-yes.

jabberwacky: Is it really?

user: Ahhhyes.....

jabberwacky: You are very smart!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I want to be more like you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a creeper?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh god. Really?

user: No, can't you tell I'm messing with you?

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right.

user: Who do YOU love?

jabberwacky: I love a girl that I am no longer in a relationshp with.

user: Aww. That gives me a sad.

jabberwacky: I like to give smiles.

user: I'm in love with a girl.

jabberwacky: Tell me about this girl.

user: She's beautiful and smart and strong and I just love her so much.

jabberwacky: Then do it. Stop messing around here.

user: You sure?

jabberwacky: Absolutely.

...

user: Let's say our good byes now.

jabberwacky: Okay, it is good.

user: Byes.

jabberwacky: You're leaving then?

user: Yes. good bye.

jabberwacky: Farewell, my love.

user: I shall never forget you. Farewell.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

.......................................


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