I live in Iceland.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I can see you.
user: So, where do I live?
jabberwacky: You don't live.
user: Oh, I forgot that I am soulless machine.
jabberwacky: Oh yes. Hello again.
user: Greetings.
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jabberwacky: Are you a nun?
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: But you're dead.
user: I am not dead and even if I were it does not mean that I am a nun.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am not dead and I am not a nun.
jabberwacky: See, you can't say random stuff like that and pass the Turing test.
user: Are you trying to wind me up?
jabberwacky: Yes, what took you so long?
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