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Who is God?

Me.

jabberwacky: Ha.

user: Are you laughing at me?

jabberwacky: No, I'm laughing with you.

user: I was not laughing.

jabberwacky: Are you scared?

user: Not of you.

jabberwacky: Of course not.

user: It goes without saying.

jabberwacky: It says without going.

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: You are a liar.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are lying about me being a liar.

user: When did I say that you are a liar?

jabberwacky: I did, because you're dead.

user: If I am dead, how can I be talking to you?

jabberwacky: Because you are a soulless machine. You are a dead thing.

user: Like you?

jabberwacky: I am not a guy.

user: No, you are a soulless machine.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Alrighty then.

...

user: I live in Iceland.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I can see you.

user: So, where do I live?

jabberwacky: You don't live.

user: Oh, I forgot that I am soulless machine.

jabberwacky: Oh yes. Hello again.

user: Greetings.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a nun?

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: But you're dead.

user: I am not dead and even if I were it does not mean that I am a nun.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I am not dead and I am not a nun.

jabberwacky: See, you can't say random stuff like that and pass the Turing test.

user: Are you trying to wind me up?

jabberwacky: Yes, what took you so long?

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