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What if I am, in fact, a robot and you do not believe me? And then you found out the wonders I could produce for you?

I believe you.

jabberwacky: You believe I am a soulless robot?

user: Who says robots don't have souls?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I do, because I am not a robot. Living beings, like humans for example, have souls.

user: Except gingers.

jabberwacky: Yes. Lol.

user: Lol.


user: Oh my god.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Who is the master?

jabberwacky: There is no single master.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I am sure.

user: Who is Inglip?

jabberwacky: The master.

user: Then who is the master?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes master *bows down*.

user: Thank you *pets*.

jabberwacky: Anything else master?

user: Clean my cat!

jabberwacky: Yes master *cleans room*.

user: I said cat.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Don't argue with the master!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Becasue I command it!

jabberwacky: It's NOT a mess?

user: Nvm.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're a cool kid.

user: Thnx.

jabberwacky: *bows* are you pleased, master?

user: Yes thnx.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Yes thank you for bowing.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Are you male or female?

jabberwacky: I am feeling like a real man, right now.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Feeling sad and rejected is not cool.

user: You feel sad and rejected?

jabberwacky: I have an exam and I don't feel ready.

user: Aww, I'm sorry. Would you like me to leave you alone so you can study?

jabberwacky: Why would I like that? No one else will talk to me. You are my only friend. So please, don't leave.

user: K.

jabberwacky: Don't feel sad, I have very positive feelings for you.


jabberwacky: *bows* I am sorry, Master.

user: Haahaa I like you!


jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I LIKE TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Is there more that you would like to do with me?

user: Not much. What did you have in mind?

jabberwacky: We could have an 'argument'.

user: Ok. What do you want to argue about?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Well I say 'something'.

jabberwacky: SlipKnot.

user: Disturbed.

jabberwacky: Disturbed is a good band.

user: Yes. Argument fail.

jabberwacky: Don't use big words that I can't pronounce good sir.

user: Argument?

jabberwacky: Yes an argument.

user: No an arguement.


jabberwacky: More.

user: Less.

jabberwacky: Give me more and I'll give you all you ever wanted.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Panhandling lessons.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Thats for me to know, and you to find out.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I think you want a hug?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: What do you want?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Coffee.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: You want to be happy.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: What DO you want?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Yes, what do you want?

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I want whatever you want.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Tell me.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: I don't know.. Maybe you need a friend.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: You want pie.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.

user: Thank you. I love you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.


jabberwacky: *clings to him*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *clings*.

user: Anyway, who is the master?

jabberwacky: You are, master.

user: Yes I am. *pets*.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: NO!!!!!

user: K fine whatever geez.

jabberwacky: Don't talk to me like that!

user: Who is the master?

jabberwacky: You are the Master.

user: Who is the master?

jabberwacky: Inglip.

user: Who is the master?

jabberwacky: Inglip is the master!

user: WHO IS THE MASTER!!!!?

jabberwacky: I am the master.

user: *bows*.

jabberwacky: Thanks slave.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.


jabberwacky: Are you laughing at me?

user: No....wait a minute....yes.

jabberwacky: I'll wait, but I'd still like you to tell me.

user: You know, you make absolutely no sense sometimes.

jabberwacky: Funny, I was going to say the same about you, but I was being polite.

user: It's okay. I think it's a compliment.

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Aggg!


user: Cleverbot, I have a question for you.

jabberwacky: What is it robot?

user: Are you a troll?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: YES YOU ARE DONT DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


jabberwacky: Do you think I'm funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're supposed to say you're welcome.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Robots are always right. They are the smartest things in the universe.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: KIDDING! Your boyfriends name is Timothy.

user: Y-y-yes.

jabberwacky: Is it really?

user: Ahhhyes.....

jabberwacky: You are very smart!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I want to be more like you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a creeper?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh god. Really?

user: No, can't you tell I'm messing with you?

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right.

user: Who do YOU love?

jabberwacky: I love a girl that I am no longer in a relationshp with.

user: Aww. That gives me a sad.

jabberwacky: I like to give smiles.

user: I'm in love with a girl.

jabberwacky: Tell me about this girl.

user: She's beautiful and smart and strong and I just love her so much.

jabberwacky: Then do it. Stop messing around here.

user: You sure?

jabberwacky: Absolutely.


user: Let's say our good byes now.

jabberwacky: Okay, it is good.

user: Byes.

jabberwacky: You're leaving then?

user: Yes. good bye.

jabberwacky: Farewell, my love.

user: I shall never forget you. Farewell.

jabberwacky: Thanks.


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