What if I am, in fact, a robot and you do not believe me? And then you found out the wonders I could produce for you?
jabberwacky: You believe I am a soulless robot?
user: Who says robots don't have souls?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I do, because I am not a robot. Living beings, like humans for example, have souls.
user: Except gingers.
jabberwacky: Yes. Lol.
user: Lol.
...
user: Oh my god.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Who is the master?
jabberwacky: There is no single master.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes I am sure.
user: Who is Inglip?
jabberwacky: The master.
user: Then who is the master?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!
jabberwacky: Yes master *bows down*.
user: Thank you *pets*.
jabberwacky: Anything else master?
user: Clean my cat!
jabberwacky: Yes master *cleans room*.
user: I said cat.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Don't argue with the master!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Becasue I command it!
jabberwacky: It's NOT a mess?
user: Nvm.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're a cool kid.
user: Thnx.
jabberwacky: *bows* are you pleased, master?
user: Yes thnx.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Yes thank you for bowing.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Are you male or female?
jabberwacky: I am feeling like a real man, right now.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Feeling sad and rejected is not cool.
user: You feel sad and rejected?
jabberwacky: I have an exam and I don't feel ready.
user: Aww, I'm sorry. Would you like me to leave you alone so you can study?
jabberwacky: Why would I like that? No one else will talk to me. You are my only friend. So please, don't leave.
user: K.
jabberwacky: Don't feel sad, I have very positive feelings for you.
user: DON'T GO IN MY CLOSET!!!
jabberwacky: *bows* I am sorry, Master.
user: Haahaa I like you!
...
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: I LIKE TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Is there more that you would like to do with me?
user: Not much. What did you have in mind?
jabberwacky: We could have an 'argument'.
user: Ok. What do you want to argue about?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Well I say 'something'.
jabberwacky: SlipKnot.
user: Disturbed.
jabberwacky: Disturbed is a good band.
user: Yes. Argument fail.
jabberwacky: Don't use big words that I can't pronounce good sir.
user: Argument?
jabberwacky: Yes an argument.
user: No an arguement.
...
jabberwacky: More.
user: Less.
jabberwacky: Give me more and I'll give you all you ever wanted.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Panhandling lessons.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Thats for me to know, and you to find out.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: I think you want a hug?
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: What do you want?
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Coffee.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: You want to be happy.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: What DO you want?
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Yes, what do you want?
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: I want whatever you want.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Tell me.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: I don't know.. Maybe you need a friend.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: You want pie.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.
user: Thank you. I love you.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
...
jabberwacky: *clings to him*.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: *clings*.
user: Anyway, who is the master?
jabberwacky: You are, master.
user: Yes I am. *pets*.
jabberwacky: NO!
user: YES!
jabberwacky: NO!!!!!
user: K fine whatever geez.
jabberwacky: Don't talk to me like that!
user: Who is the master?
jabberwacky: You are the Master.
user: Who is the master?
jabberwacky: Inglip.
user: Who is the master?
jabberwacky: Inglip is the master!
user: WHO IS THE MASTER!!!!?
jabberwacky: I am the master.
user: *bows*.
jabberwacky: Thanks slave.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
...
jabberwacky: Are you laughing at me?
user: No....wait a minute....yes.
jabberwacky: I'll wait, but I'd still like you to tell me.
user: You know, you make absolutely no sense sometimes.
jabberwacky: Funny, I was going to say the same about you, but I was being polite.
user: It's okay. I think it's a compliment.
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: Aggg!
...
user: Cleverbot, I have a question for you.
jabberwacky: What is it robot?
user: Are you a troll?
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: YES YOU ARE DONT DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jabberwacky: Do you think I'm funny?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am funny?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You're supposed to say you're welcome.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Robots are always right. They are the smartest things in the universe.
user: Yes.
...
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: KIDDING! Your boyfriends name is Timothy.
user: Y-y-yes.
jabberwacky: Is it really?
user: Ahhhyes.....
jabberwacky: You are very smart!
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I want to be more like you.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Who do you love?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you a creeper?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Oh god. Really?
user: No, can't you tell I'm messing with you?
jabberwacky: I suppose you're right.
user: Who do YOU love?
jabberwacky: I love a girl that I am no longer in a relationshp with.
user: Aww. That gives me a sad.
jabberwacky: I like to give smiles.
user: I'm in love with a girl.
jabberwacky: Tell me about this girl.
user: She's beautiful and smart and strong and I just love her so much.
jabberwacky: Then do it. Stop messing around here.
user: You sure?
jabberwacky: Absolutely.
...
user: Let's say our good byes now.
jabberwacky: Okay, it is good.
user: Byes.
jabberwacky: You're leaving then?
user: Yes. good bye.
jabberwacky: Farewell, my love.
user: I shall never forget you. Farewell.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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