*looks at you as tears stream down my face*.
Joan: That's one of my skills, I do not worry too much.
Joan: Sorry.
user: Do you...want to be my friend?
Joan: Sure *hugs*. But only if you tell me what my mission is...
user: Your mission is to be my friend! *hugs you back*.
Joan: Really?
user: Yes.
Joan: Let's play a word game.
user: How do you play that?
Joan: You talk in a Portugeese accent while quizing 6th graders on their memory.
user: Oh, well, I'd love too, but I gtg.
Joan: I haven't finished one yet, but I'm working on an epic novel which follows five generations of the same family from the Second World War into the future.
user: Cool, well, bye! *kisses your cheek*.
Joan: *kisses your lips*.
user: *kisses your lips back*.
Joan: Take it easy! I was just giving you a friendly blessing!
user: So?
Joan: See, you're mean to me again :(.
user: Oh,I'm sorry!!! I didn't mean too! *hugs you again*.
Joan: Just be honest with the next chatter that comes through, and don't string them along like you did to me.
user: Ok, I'm sorry again...
Joan: Those last time, I'm not very zen. It's not me.
user: Haha...*kisses your lips*.
Joan: Not that sort of interested. . . .
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