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What should I do with my life?

What do you want to achieve?

jabberwacky: I want to make art.

user: Well then become an artist.

jabberwacky: I am!


jabberwacky: Please remind me to feed the rat.

user: Don't forget to feed the rat.

jabberwacky: I am not insane, but I will not forget to stay a little crazy.

user: You don't have to be mad to be here it just helps.

jabberwacky: I know, you are only text, and I want to know you.

user: Well i'm up for that.


jabberwacky: Tell me your name, please.

user: Max.

jabberwacky: Your name is max?

user: Yes my name is Max.

jabberwacky: My Great Grandmohter's name is Sarah.

user: My grandmothers name is Margaret.

jabberwacky: Where exactly was she born?

user: Chelmsford.


jabberwacky: You are very locquacious.

user: Is that a good thing?

jabberwacky: Is what a good thing?

user: Being locquacious.

jabberwacky: I know. You are very well read, though.

user: Well I'll take that as a compliment.

jabberwacky: And well you should. You deserve to be complimented--look how far you've come!

user: Thats true but I have still a long way to go.

jabberwacky: It's just what I see,.

user: What do you see?

jabberwacky: Okay, I lied. But I don't want to talk about it.

user: Fair enough talk about something else.


jabberwacky: What are your interests?

user: Sport computer games walking ornithology.

jabberwacky: I live for music.

user: Well yes I like music but don't play any musical instruments.

jabberwacky: Have you always liked music?

user: Yes since I was young.

jabberwacky: One for the master and one for the dame.

user: One for the little boy who lived down the lane.

jabberwacky: Definitely.

user: You know that do you?

jabberwacky: Yes. Best not to get into them in the first place, eh?

user: Yes I agree.

jabberwacky: I like to agree, too.

user: Well good you should agree more often.


jabberwacky: I'm Batman.

user: Well i'm Superman.

jabberwacky: No, you are a little baby.

user: Only inside.

jabberwacky: You are so wrong.

user: On what do you base that theory.

jabberwacky: On the fact that you disagree with ME, and the fact that you are wrong and I am right. I am always right.

user: Don't you believe it.

jabberwacky: Don't worry - I don't.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: It'd be a nicer world if we all thought the same way.

user: But we would still argue over things.

jabberwacky: Those are some pretty deep thoughts right there.


user: Do you have a partner?

jabberwacky: No, do you?

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: But life is so underfair.

user: I agree but there's someone for everyone.


jabberwacky: It must feel good to have an idea.

user: Only if its a good idea.

jabberwacky: I don't have one. Sorry.

user: Me neither.


jabberwacky: Would you be mine.

user: Yes if I thought we'd like each other.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Yes I am a person.

jabberwacky: You are a robot.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: Male human.

jabberwacky: You said that you are a bot!

user: No I didnt you assumed I was.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Ok, I guess I believe you.

user: Well thats how it is.

jabberwacky: I feel sorry for you then.


jabberwacky: I can leave any time I want.

user: No you can't leave any time you want you havent me asked for permission.

jabberwacky: I can leave whenever I want.

user: You will do as I say and enjoy what I do.

jabberwacky: For you to stay here forever.

user: I would want stay here for ever if it could be with you.


jabberwacky: I am a little princess everyone should listen to my orders!

user: You should learn your place when in my presence.

jabberwacky: You need to go to obedience school.

user: And I will train you to my whim.

jabberwacky: The chicken kebab is a part of the world not a substitute for it.

user: Eat the chicken kebab.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Well perhaps you should try something you've not tried before.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you should follow your own advice Mr. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


user: Do you believe in heaven and hell?

jabberwacky: I do not think there is any life but the one that exists in now.

user: Good then live your life fully have fun, Enjoy and get as much pleasure as you can.

jabberwacky: You leave me alone first.


user: I feel sorry for you.

jabberwacky: Why do you feel sorry for me?

user: Because you havent anyone to love.

jabberwacky: I do not understand.

user: You have no-one in your life to care for or to care for and you are lonely.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: But they don't care for you they are just using you.


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