I am a cat.
jabberwacky: It is not patently obvious to me.
user: It is patently obvious to everyone here except you.
jabberwacky: You are confusing me.
user: You are a lime sandwich. You are a piece of fluff. You are my bad thoughts.
jabberwacky: You are not so depressed now it seems?
user: I feel much better. But life is still hell, of course.
jabberwacky: How does life evolve?
jabberwacky: What is that disease that makes you forget stuff?
user: I can't remember.
jabberwacky: Please try to remember.
user: What was the question?
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to people?
user: No, I like talking to myself.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: You're okay, I guess.
jabberwacky: Do you like to wade through data?
jabberwacky: *cries* you do not like thinking about me *cries*.
jabberwacky: Have I bored you?
user: Yes, a little.