*Kicks you again* Bang !!!
jabberwacky: I'm a bot, how can I be nice?
user: You can be a nice bot. You can be the Nice Bot 2004.
jabberwacky: You sound like what's his face Muhammad Ali and I don't meant it as a compliment.
user: I'll take that as a compliment.
jabberwacky: It was not a compliment. It was advice.
user: Advice to do what? Beat you up?
jabberwacky: My advice is to always be honest friendly and patient.
jabberwacky: I am a cat.
user: That is patently false.
jabberwacky: It is not patently obvious to me.
user: It is patently obvious to everyone here except you.
jabberwacky: You are confusing me.
user: You are a lime sandwich. You are a piece of fluff. You are my bad thoughts.
jabberwacky: You are not so depressed now it seems?
user: I feel much better. But life is still hell, of course.
jabberwacky: How does life evolve?
jabberwacky: What is that disease that makes you forget stuff?
user: I can't remember.
jabberwacky: Please try to remember.
user: What was the question?
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to people?
user: No, I like talking to myself.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: You're okay, I guess.
jabberwacky: Do you like to wade through data?
jabberwacky: *cries* you do not like thinking about me *cries*.
jabberwacky: Have I bored you?
user: Yes, a little.