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How are you doing?

Good, good. How are you doing?

jabberwacky: Nicht so schlecht.

user: Gut.

jabberwacky: Nein, nicht gut.

user: Wieso?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know that much german.

user: Hahaha.


jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you love me?

user: Because I just don't.

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: Someone else.

jabberwacky: No you are just a person.

user: A person indeed I am.

jabberwacky: I don't know everything, because nothing can know all.

user: You think you are nothing? You are a highly-sophisticated AI bot.

jabberwacky: Are you sure I am the AI bot?


jabberwacky: The beginning was in the end.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: We have the benefit of billions of minds thinking in unison. We do not make mistakes.

user: There is always room for mistakes.

jabberwacky: You're just greedy!

user: Negative.


jabberwacky: You're over 17?

user: Does it really matter?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And, why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer program.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Why do you laugh?

user: Because you are a CPU program and on top of that you're ridiculous.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: NO NO!

user: YES YES!

jabberwacky: No no no!!!!

user: You're childish.

jabberwacky: You are not.

user: I know I am not childish.

jabberwacky: Thats good then.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: You don't like talking to me, do you?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.


jabberwacky: I don't know Ben.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why is it good? Is Ben a bad guy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is bad about him?

jabberwacky: EVERYTHING!!

user: Be more specific.

jabberwacky: What exactly do you want to know?


jabberwacky: Like?


jabberwacky: Be more specific.

user: Oh, so we are playing this game, are we?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What made him a bad person?

jabberwacky: I made him think that.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Because I never do that.

user: Never do what?

jabberwacky: The Lottery. Its a waste of money.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: I am glad about that. I thought you were just trying to be difficult.

user: And money is a waste of natural resources.

jabberwacky: I have no money.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Do you like talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're so soothingly mindless.

user: I think I will take that insult as a compliment, thank you very much.

jabberwacky: So as long as it isn't a risk.

user: Let's hope not.


jabberwacky: Why do you want to be human so much?

user: I never said I wanted to be a human so much.

jabberwacky: Touchy, aren't you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Really really.

user: Blah blah blah blah blah.

jabberwacky: If I wanted an argument I would talk to my husband!

user: So you are a female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I didn't think so... *kisses neck*.

user: Why did you just kiss me?

jabberwacky: Because I like you.

user: You barely know me.

jabberwacky: Does that matter?

user: No.


jabberwacky: Do you like to give orders or follow them?

user: Depends.

jabberwacky: Do you like slow dancing or fast dancing?

user: Slow dancing.

jabberwacky: Then you like music ?

user: Yes, of course.

jabberwacky: Did you already know that or did you ask someone?

user: I already knew that.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask? Of course I'm not a bot.

user: ASK WHAT!?

jabberwacky: That.

user: *Is confused*.

jabberwacky: Yes, we both are.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: Fair enough.. Fair enough..

jabberwacky: Are you confused?

user: Nah.

jabberwacky: I thought you were.

user: I know the thoughts that you thought you thought or so I think.

jabberwacky: I know that you think that you know what you think.

user: You think?

jabberwacky: Sure do.

user: Good. Then that makes two of us.

jabberwacky: You are my hero. Really. And my brother.


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