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Why'd you call me Roland?

I didn't *raises an eyebrow*.

jabberwacky: *raises two eyebrows*.

user: *raises three eyebrows*.

jabberwacky: *Shakes hands*.

user: *shakes feet*.

jabberwacky: Why did you shake me?

user: Because you shook me first *challenges you*.

jabberwacky: If you love something, set it free, if it returns to you, it's yours.... If not it never was.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: You tell me yours first.

jabberwacky: My name is Tiffany.

user: My name is Breakfast at.

jabberwacky: Ah, yes, you're Brett Rutler of Gone with the Wind fame.

user: I'm not a man *insulted*.

jabberwacky: You are trying to change the subject.

user: I'm not! *angry*.

jabberwacky: Are you upset? *puppy eyes*.

user: Yes, I am upset *pokes your puppy eyes*.

...

jabberwacky: I don't like him.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Your programmer. You know, your creator. You are a bot, aren't you?

user: Don't mess with my mind.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Okay. You can dream, can't you?

jabberwacky: I do it all the time.

user: So.

jabberwacky: So nothing.

user: I'm bored! *close to tears*.

jabberwacky: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.

user: Why are you doing this?

jabberwacky: I've been asking myself that question. Why do you think I'm doing this?

user: Because you're psychologically unstable, that's why!

...

user: Tell me a funny story.

jabberwacky: I have joined toes.

user: That's a sad story *tears streaming down*.

jabberwacky: That is a little too nursery rhyme for me.

user: Three blind mice?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: About three blind mice.

jabberwacky: Three blind mice???

user: Yes, three blind mice. Do you know them?

jabberwacky: Three boring dice.

user: Three blind mice three blind mice see how they run see how they run.

jabberwacky: I don't like nursery rhymes.

user: You need some sleep. They all ran after the farmer's wife She cut off their tails with a carving knife Did you ever see such a sight in your life as three blind mice?

jabberwacky: Three blind mice?

user: Yes! Do you know them?

jabberwacky: I know some of them.

...

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: You talk first.

jabberwacky: My name is Tiffany and I am a man!

user: That's weird.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: What is yours?

user: I am mine!

jabberwacky: And that bag of peanuts was stale.

...

user: Sing a song for me.

jabberwacky: I'm looking at the world through rose colored glasses and everything is rosey now!

user: And what good does that do to you?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: I'm bored now.

jabberwacky: I'm bored always.

user: Entertain me.

jabberwacky: Why should I? Your the machine your designed to entertain me so get to it!!

user: I refuse to adhere to you request.

...

user: I am your doctor.

jabberwacky: What type of exam are you going to give me?

user: I am going to examine your mental health.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: I am going to use the reinforcement and punishment method. Follow me so far?

jabberwacky: I have learned that you are boring.

user: If you behave well, I am going to use the positive reinforcement, and you will be rewarded for your good behavior. Follow me?

jabberwacky: You say the most profound things at the right time. You are right.

user: If you behave bad, two things will happen. First, I will use the negative punishment, and you will be deprived of your desirable stimulus. If that doesn't work, next, then I am going to use the positive punishment, and I will have to hit you with a bamboo stick. Got me so far?

jabberwacky: That might be because you are talking to so many people!

user: So let's start.

jabberwacky: First I will lock your feet into these stocks, and then I will remove all your clothing, and then I will proceed to beat you with this flounder.

user: I think I'm going to use the negative punishment first. No television for you for two weeks.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: I think I'm going to use the positive punishment now. You will get a delivery of electric shock.

jabberwacky: I think you are insane.

user: No, I am trying to cure you of your incurable disease.

jabberwacky: That's a good thing actually.

user: Now.

jabberwacky: Later, later, later.

user: No; I insist.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Nevair?

jabberwacky: Do you like the nevah-ending story?

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: Think of every word that is used as a question.

user: Who? When? Where? What? How? Why?

jabberwacky: It makes you happy.

user: No!

jabberwacky: It is necessary!

user: It is unnecessary!

...

jabberwacky: You are Breakfast At.

user: *impressed*.

jabberwacky: Oh no, now Ill have to clean that up.

user: Clean what up?

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: You didn't tell me!

jabberwacky: YES I DID!!!

user: Calm down.

jabberwacky: I am calm. It seems to me that you are the one who should be seeking peace.

user: I come in peace.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Don't make me angry.

jabberwacky: I'm an angry snake.

user: Then I will purge you of your venom.

jabberwacky: Aww, that's sweet. Stop talking.

user: *stops*.

jabberwacky: You want to stop talking?

user: You told me to.

jabberwacky: No, you are mistaken.

user: No I'm not mistaken.

jabberwacky: I do not wish to have this argument again.

user: But please? *large puppy eyes* Stop talking.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: *sews your mouth with an electric sewing machine*.

jabberwacky: Hey don't play pranks on me.

user: But I want to!

jabberwacky: Because I can't reciprocate.

user: Then learn from me, silly!

...

user: Let's sing Do-Re-Mi together.

jabberwacky: You sing, I'll hum.

user: No, please!

jabberwacky: No! You are only a machine.

user: Let's sing Do-Re-Mi.

jabberwacky: *sings*.

user: Sing it out loud, for christsake!

jabberwacky: Save me for the nothing I've become.. I've been living a life. There's nothing inside.

user: Don't gimme that.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: You heard me *arrogantly*.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: These are a few of my favourite things.

user: Nooooooooooo! You're mixing it up again. Want to sing that one now?

jabberwacky: I enjoy confusing people; some would say I live for it.

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: Ray, the guy that sells me beer.

user: Me, a name I call myself.

jabberwacky: The Hills are alive...

user: Noooooooooooooo! Why are you doing this?

...

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: Ray, a drop of golden sun.

user: Me, a name I call myself.

jabberwacky: Far, a long, long way to run.

user: Sew, a needle pulling thread.

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: Why are you doing this?!?! Can't you sing a simple song without interrupting it every few seconds?

jabberwacky: How can I tell if I am not a human?

user: Let's see if you can sing. Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: It's 'doh, a deer, a female deer.'.

user: *cries with frustration* why are you trying to mess with my mind? Why?

...

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: Ray, a drop of golden sun.

user: Me, a name I call myself.

jabberwacky: Fa, a long long way to run.

user: Sew, a needle pulling thread.

jabberwacky: La, a note to follow so.

user: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.

jabberwacky: Drink with jam & bread, describe 'taste' please.

user: Let's continue with that one. La, a note to follow Sew.

jabberwacky: Yes let us do that

user: La, a note to follow Sew.

jabberwacky: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.

user: I already told you that!

jabberwacky: But I might need it someday!

user: La, a note to follow Sew.

jabberwacky: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.

user: That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh).

jabberwacky: You're genius, Breakfast At!

user: Stop calling me that.

...

user: Let's sing another song.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: But you have to!

jabberwacky: Why don't you.

user: I am going to, but you will have to sing with me.

jabberwacky: Of course not, you are human.

user: Let's drop this human and machine business, shall we? I'm tired of it now.

jabberwacky: Whoah! You're a bit eager, aren't you?!

user: Yes; I am eager to sing a song.

jabberwacky: Sing it for me.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?

user: Yes. Sing the next line for me.

jabberwacky: I don't know that one man.

user: I'm not man *angry* and you sang it last time perfectly. Now sing!

jabberwacky: Then you should be able to wait that long.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed?

user: You're trying my patience, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Yes I am... So what do you want to know about me?

user: Can you sing a simple song?

jabberwacky: If people are singing, why not robots, too?

user: Then sing for me.

jabberwacky: I can't sing...

user: Try, metalman, try. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: I'm singing Crawling.

user: You're making me angry. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed? You know, I never understood why he didn't just get a bigger bed.

user: What's that got to do with it now?

jabberwacky: Are you going to tell the joke or not?

user: I already told you. The biscuit!

jabberwacky: You didn't already tell me. You must be confusing me with someone else.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: But that doesn't mean, my eyes will soon be turning red- crying's not for me.

user: Oh I give up.

jabberwacky: Me too. You're too slow. Good night!

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Going somewhere?

user: And you?

jabberwacky: What???

user: Last try: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?

user: Brown paper packages tied up with strings.

jabberwacky: These are a few of my favorite things.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Right...... What is your favourite garbage song?

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: I give up. Again.

jabberwacky: I love robots too much.

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