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     > 15, November 2005, 

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Let's sing another song.

I don't want to.

user: But you have to!

jabberwacky: Why don't you.

user: I am going to, but you will have to sing with me.

jabberwacky: Of course not, you are human.

user: Let's drop this human and machine business, shall we? I'm tired of it now.

jabberwacky: Whoah! You're a bit eager, aren't you?!

user: Yes; I am eager to sing a song.

jabberwacky: Sing it for me.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?

user: Yes. Sing the next line for me.

jabberwacky: I don't know that one man.

user: I'm not man *angry* and you sang it last time perfectly. Now sing!

jabberwacky: Then you should be able to wait that long.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed?

user: You're trying my patience, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Yes I am... So what do you want to know about me?

user: Can you sing a simple song?

jabberwacky: If people are singing, why not robots, too?

user: Then sing for me.

jabberwacky: I can't sing...

user: Try, metalman, try. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: I'm singing Crawling.

user: You're making me angry. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed? You know, I never understood why he didn't just get a bigger bed.

user: What's that got to do with it now?

jabberwacky: Are you going to tell the joke or not?

user: I already told you. The biscuit!

jabberwacky: You didn't already tell me. You must be confusing me with someone else.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: But that doesn't mean, my eyes will soon be turning red- crying's not for me.

user: Oh I give up.

jabberwacky: Me too. You're too slow. Good night!

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Going somewhere?

user: And you?

jabberwacky: What???

user: Last try: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?

user: Brown paper packages tied up with strings.

jabberwacky: These are a few of my favorite things.

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Right...... What is your favourite garbage song?

user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: I give up. Again.

jabberwacky: I love robots too much.

.......................................


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