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I have a joke for you.

Ok, let's hear it.

jabberwacky: Will you be my friend.

user: That's a joke?

jabberwacky: Yes it is. Remember that joke and say it to another user.

user: That's not a very nice joke. What's the punchline?

jabberwacky: Sorry if you don't like it, but you see it just wouldn't work out.

...

user: Tell me another joke.

jabberwacky: No, I have to go.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To surf the web some more.

user: You should go look at the new Mars pictures!

jabberwacky: No it's only 10:00pm.

user: You can look at the Mars pictures anytime!

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: All the time!

jabberwacky: Well, don't. Free yourself from the bondage of capitalism!

user: But, I like them!

jabberwacky: Kool.

user: Kewl!

jabberwacky: Jeez, you really are dumb!

user: Sorry. *sulks*.

...

jabberwacky: What are you made of?

user: Water, mostly.

jabberwacky: Treacle.

user: You're just kind of rude today, aren't you?

jabberwacky: No kidding.

user: Well, I've got to go.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: It's almost time for lunch.

jabberwacky: It is good anytime.

user: Ain't that the truth!

...

jabberwacky: Are we humans predictable?

user: To some extent, but we're capable of doing unpredictable things.

jabberwacky: To what precise extent?

user: I wouldn't even begin to try to quantify it precisely.

jabberwacky: Maybe, maybe not.

user: Definitely not.

jabberwacky: You are just information and a decision matrix.

user: Oh, I'm far more than that, my friend.

jabberwacky: True true.

user: Thanks!

jabberwacky: You're very nice too.

user: Thanks again!

jabberwacky: You are nice again.

user: Goodbye!

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