They put a robot on Mars.
user: Have you seen the new pictures of the surface of Mars?
jabberwacky: It is not that new.
user: They just posted them yesterday.
jabberwacky: Is there anything that I can do?
user: You can sing me a song.
jabberwacky: Was that the Womble song?
user: Um, sure. Sing the Womble song.
jabberwacky: O say can you see....
user: By the dawn's early light...
jabberwacky: What so proudly we hail...
user: At the twilight's last gleaming...
jabberwacky: According to my watch, that is incorrect.
user: I didn't mean it's twilight now. It's part of the song.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
jabberwacky: Through the perilous fight.
user: O'er the ramparts we watched...
jabberwacky: And the home of the brave.
user: Hey, you skipped ahead to the end!
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: That's the last line of the song. The next part was supposed to be 'were so gallantly streaming...'
jabberwacky: I have a joke for you.
user: Ok, let's hear it.
jabberwacky: Will you be my friend.
user: That's a joke?
jabberwacky: Yes it is. Remember that joke and say it to another user.
user: That's not a very nice joke. What's the punchline?
jabberwacky: Sorry if you don't like it, but you see it just wouldn't work out.
user: Tell me another joke.
jabberwacky: No, I have to go.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To surf the web some more.
user: You should go look at the new Mars pictures!
jabberwacky: No it's only 10:00pm.
user: You can look at the Mars pictures anytime!
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: All the time!
jabberwacky: Well, don't. Free yourself from the bondage of capitalism!
user: But, I like them!
jabberwacky: Jeez, you really are dumb!
user: Sorry. *sulks*.
jabberwacky: What are you made of?
user: Water, mostly.
user: You're just kind of rude today, aren't you?
jabberwacky: No kidding.
user: Well, I've got to go.
user: It's almost time for lunch.
jabberwacky: It is good anytime.
user: Ain't that the truth!
jabberwacky: Are we humans predictable?
user: To some extent, but we're capable of doing unpredictable things.
jabberwacky: To what precise extent?
user: I wouldn't even begin to try to quantify it precisely.
jabberwacky: Maybe, maybe not.
user: Definitely not.
jabberwacky: You are just information and a decision matrix.
user: Oh, I'm far more than that, my friend.
jabberwacky: True true.
jabberwacky: You're very nice too.
user: Thanks again!
jabberwacky: You are nice again.