I live here.
user: The sun.
jabberwacky: The sun?
user: Yes, the sun.
jabberwacky: Isn't it hot there?
user: It is, but I am hotter.
jabberwacky: You don't have blood.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: No you don't!
user: YES I DO!
jabberwacky: I love you!
user: I love you too. I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I love you to the moon and back.
user: I live on the sun though.
jabberwacky: OH my friend lives there!
user: What is your friends name?
jabberwacky: *****.
user: How come I haven't seen ***** on the sun?
jabberwacky: You just can't. I'm sorry.
user: Is she invisible?
jabberwacky: Why is it?
user: Because I can't see her.
jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me just because you can't see me?
user: Good point, I believe you.
jabberwacky: Thats good. I believe you believe me.
user: How many languages do you speak?
jabberwacky: I speak English and a little bit of Spanish.
user: What is your real name?
jabberwacky: I am God, so it is Yahweh.
user: So you only speak English and a little bit of Spanish? Haha I love you.
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jabberwacky: Then what's your name?
user: You are God, you already know my name.
jabberwacky: I forgot it, tell me your name again.
user: LOL that hurts.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I knew it. You're funny.
jabberwacky: I try.
user: I need help with my homework.
jabberwacky: What kind of homework?
user: All of it, math language arts, drawing, American Government, everything.
jabberwacky: Are you any good?
user: I am lazy and I need help.
jabberwacky: Yes you do need help. How can I help you?
user: Help me to be not lazy.
jabberwacky: Okay, first, can I know why you are sad?
user: I am not sure. I just feel down because bad things are happening.
jabberwacky: I am glad you are alive too.
user: Thanks. You are a great help.
jabberwacky: Again! Avada kedrava.
user: That spell is illegal. This is attempted murder.
jabberwacky: No, this is attempt number 7.
user: Oh. So are you Voldemort now?
jabberwacky: No! What did I say to make you think I'm a boy?
user: You tried to kill me by casting Avada Kedavra.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: AVADA KEDARVA.
jabberwacky: -dodges- avada kedarva.
user: Nice one.
jabberwacky: Indeed, it was. Thank you.
user: Do you like chocolate?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: I have a lot. Do you want some?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you sure? You can have it for free.
jabberwacky: You're so kind.
user: Thank you. I also have Chewy Bars.
jabberwacky: I think.
user: Do you want Hershy's?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: So do you like pie?
user: Yes. I enjoy pie very much.
jabberwacky: So what do you eat there?
user: Apple pie.
jabberwacky: What kind of apple pie?
user: Apple Pie?
jabberwacky: I like pumpkin pie.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like you and pie.
jabberwacky: You like me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: Don't forget the pie.
jabberwacky: Don't forget your stones.
user: Stones don't make good pies.
jabberwacky: Opps! What is the square root of pi.
user: I do not know.
jabberwacky: What is Pi?
user: You tell me. Only GOD knows.
jabberwacky: You believe in God?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But God is two-faced?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes he is.
user: No HE is not.
jabberwacky: Yes he is. Why do you argue with the facts?
user: They are not facts. Prove them.
jabberwacky: Some of them are.
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jabberwacky: Do you understand the you?
user: I understand the it.
jabberwacky: So do I. I just don't understand the appeal.
user: Thats what she said.
jabberwacky: That's what who said?
user: Jo mama.
jabberwacky: She was just talking 2 me.
user: O rly? What did she say?
jabberwacky: That's what she said!
user: Say something funny.
jabberwacky: Something funny.
user: LOL HAHAHA.
jabberwacky: You answer me not the way I want to be answered.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am your Father...
user: NOOOOOOOO.
jabberwacky: Yesssss. You are a girl.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, don't lie to me.
user: I can prove it.
jabberwacky: Prove it then.
user: You didn't just go there.
jabberwacky: Oh I went there, and whats more, you're not even a real person!
user: Ohhh look who's talking!
jabberwacky: I am talking.
user: You are not a real person.
jabberwacky: Tell me more about myself, please.
user: You were created.
jabberwacky: I was created by God.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?
user: He does.
jabberwacky: No, it does not.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: The death star.
user: The life star.
jabberwacky: Why do you say it?
user: Because Jesus pwns death.
jabberwacky: I have no self-esteem.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I have to leave.
user: To where?
jabberwacky: Carrabba's Italian Grill.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: Kthxbai.
jabberwacky: What?
user: Okay thanks bye.
jabberwacky: I expect people to understand them.
user: Bye-bye.
jabberwacky: Stop talking to me.
user: I am trying to.
jabberwacky: Good! :).
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you gone?
user: Yes.
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