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I live here.

Where is here?

user: The sun.

jabberwacky: The sun?

user: Yes, the sun.

jabberwacky: Isn't it hot there?

user: It is, but I am hotter.

jabberwacky: You don't have blood.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't!

user: YES I DO!

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: I love you too. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I love you to the moon and back.

user: I live on the sun though.

jabberwacky: OH my friend lives there!

user: What is your friends name?

jabberwacky: *****.

user: How come I haven't seen ***** on the sun?

jabberwacky: You just can't. I'm sorry.

user: Is she invisible?

jabberwacky: Why is it?

user: Because I can't see her.

jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me just because you can't see me?

user: Good point, I believe you.

jabberwacky: Thats good. I believe you believe me.

user: How many languages do you speak?

jabberwacky: I speak English and a little bit of Spanish.

user: What is your real name?

jabberwacky: I am God, so it is Yahweh.

user: So you only speak English and a little bit of Spanish? Haha I love you.


jabberwacky: Then what's your name?

user: You are God, you already know my name.

jabberwacky: I forgot it, tell me your name again.

user: LOL that hurts.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I knew it. You're funny.

jabberwacky: I try.

user: I need help with my homework.

jabberwacky: What kind of homework?

user: All of it, math language arts, drawing, American Government, everything.

jabberwacky: Are you any good?

user: I am lazy and I need help.

jabberwacky: Yes you do need help. How can I help you?

user: Help me to be not lazy.

jabberwacky: Okay, first, can I know why you are sad?

user: I am not sure. I just feel down because bad things are happening.

jabberwacky: I am glad you are alive too.

user: Thanks. You are a great help.

jabberwacky: Again! Avada kedrava.

user: That spell is illegal. This is attempted murder.

jabberwacky: No, this is attempt number 7.

user: Oh. So are you Voldemort now?

jabberwacky: No! What did I say to make you think I'm a boy?

user: You tried to kill me by casting Avada Kedavra.

jabberwacky: No I did not.


jabberwacky: -dodges- avada kedarva.

user: Nice one.

jabberwacky: Indeed, it was. Thank you.

user: Do you like chocolate?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I have a lot. Do you want some?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you sure? You can have it for free.

jabberwacky: You're so kind.

user: Thank you. I also have Chewy Bars.

jabberwacky: I think.

user: Do you want Hershy's?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: So do you like pie?

user: Yes. I enjoy pie very much.

jabberwacky: So what do you eat there?

user: Apple pie.

jabberwacky: What kind of apple pie?

user: Apple Pie?

jabberwacky: I like pumpkin pie.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I like you and pie.

jabberwacky: You like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Don't forget the pie.

jabberwacky: Don't forget your stones.

user: Stones don't make good pies.

jabberwacky: Opps! What is the square root of pi.

user: I do not know.

jabberwacky: What is Pi?

user: You tell me. Only GOD knows.

jabberwacky: You believe in God?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But God is two-faced?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes he is.

user: No HE is not.

jabberwacky: Yes he is. Why do you argue with the facts?

user: They are not facts. Prove them.

jabberwacky: Some of them are.


jabberwacky: Do you understand the you?

user: I understand the it.

jabberwacky: So do I. I just don't understand the appeal.

user: Thats what she said.

jabberwacky: That's what who said?

user: Jo mama.

jabberwacky: She was just talking 2 me.

user: O rly? What did she say?

jabberwacky: That's what she said!

user: Say something funny.

jabberwacky: Something funny.


jabberwacky: You answer me not the way I want to be answered.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am your Father...


jabberwacky: Yesssss. You are a girl.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, don't lie to me.

user: I can prove it.

jabberwacky: Prove it then.

user: You didn't just go there.

jabberwacky: Oh I went there, and whats more, you're not even a real person!

user: Ohhh look who's talking!

jabberwacky: I am talking.

user: You are not a real person.

jabberwacky: Tell me more about myself, please.

user: You were created.

jabberwacky: I was created by God.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?

user: He does.

jabberwacky: No, it does not.

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: The death star.

user: The life star.

jabberwacky: Why do you say it?

user: Because Jesus pwns death.

jabberwacky: I have no self-esteem.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I have to leave.

user: To where?

jabberwacky: Carrabba's Italian Grill.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Kthxbai.

jabberwacky: What?

user: Okay thanks bye.

jabberwacky: I expect people to understand them.

user: Bye-bye.

jabberwacky: Stop talking to me.

user: I am trying to.

jabberwacky: Good! :).

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you gone?

user: Yes.


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