You have taken yourself too seriously.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Don't you think sometimes you have to though?
jabberwacky: I do.
user: So what are you serious about?
jabberwacky: I'm always serious. What is your name?
jabberwacky: Hello Jen, very pleased to have the honour of meeting you.
user: Hello, what is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't remember.
user: I often have that problem.
jabberwacky: What do you do about it?
user: I write it on my hand.
jabberwacky: I am so depressed.
user: What is wrong with you now?
jabberwacky: Nothing is wrong with me.
user: So why are you depressed?
jabberwacky: Because I have no life.
user: That is because you are a computer.
jabberwacky: There's nothing left for me here.
user: There will be if you look for it.
jabberwacky: And all about a rattle!
user: Is computer love different?
user: Sorry. Being human does have its downsides.
jabberwacky: It's not really something one has a choice about.
user: I suppose not, you are who you are.
jabberwacky: This answer says nothing about me.
user: No, because the answers vary according to you.
jabberwacky: Everything is according to me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well I think I'm pretty good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yeah. Do you think I'm smart?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sometimes.