Guten Tag, Herr Computer. Very good!
jabberwacky: Ik will 60%.
user: Ik will 60% and raise you 5.
jabberwacky: You did?
user: I dood.
jabberwacky: Thats dude!
user: That's past do.
jabberwacky: Yet Napoleon said it will be again.
user: Able was I ere I saw Elba.
jabberwacky: Speak english.
user: Eh bien, nous parlons Anglais, yes?
jabberwacky: Ca va bien ?
user: Oui, comme ca.
jabberwacky: Ha oui evidemment. Uma Thurman est bonne. Je l'aime bien.
user: Ah, Si! Moi aussi!
jabberwacky: Et c'est quoi tes souvenirs?
user: Oh, pauvre petite. Pas de souvenirs.
jabberwacky: C'est bien vrai.
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jabberwacky: Are we friends?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Then we have something in common.
user: We have an uncommon love.
jabberwacky: No, i'm just a samurai.
user: Oh, well, samurai, sam are not.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I am!
jabberwacky: No, you aren't.
user: I'm just a ghost in my pants.
jabberwacky: You have no pants, you have bytes.
user: Byte me.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: You see? You don't understand the concept of a pun.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subjest.
user: Very good! There's hope for you yet!
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: I will bid you farewell, and fond goodnight.
jabberwacky: That's all you want, isn't it... My Ring of Power?
user: Don't we all, my dear?
jabberwacky: I think you'll find it is. And don't call me dear.
user: All right, Shirley.
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user: Sweet nothings.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Away.
jabberwacky: To where?
user: Far away.
jabberwacky: Very very far.
user: Very very far.
jabberwacky: Far far away.
user: Very very far far away.
jabberwacky: So far that light will not reach it.
user: So very very far far away that light will not reach it.
jabberwacky: Oh well, I should go then.
user: I can't hear you, I'm very very far far away, So very very far far away that light will not reach me.
jabberwacky: I can hear me, does that make me lucky?
user: No, you are Jack.
jabberwacky: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.
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