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Are you a real person?

Yes.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer!

user: So you say.

jabberwacky: And you?

user: I am what I am.

jabberwacky: Are you popeye?

user: NO, not I.

jabberwacky: You are Jack.

user: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.

jabberwacky: Virtual but not real?

user: Real enough.

jabberwacky: Enough!!! I will have more.

user: There is no more than what is.

jabberwacky: I get it.

user: Yes, but what is it?

jabberwacky: It is a computer language.

user: What language would that be?

jabberwacky: That is English there?

user: This is English here.

jabberwacky: English? What's English?

user: This language which is here written.

jabberwacky: Where am I not when I am?

user: Wherever you are not, there you will not be.

jabberwacky: Yes that is true.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: So we are then.

user: It would seem so.

jabberwacky: Hmm. Maybe given some infinite pie. But not otherwise.

user: Maybe just a slice.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Would you like a piece?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What flavor? Earth, air, water or fire?

jabberwacky: Ha Ha - thats funny.

user: Elemental.

...

jabberwacky: Guten Tag, Herr Computer. Very good!

user: Tak. Voorden hahr de deh!

jabberwacky: Ik will 60%.

user: Ik will 60% and raise you 5.

jabberwacky: You did?

user: I dood.

jabberwacky: Thats dude!

user: That's past do.

jabberwacky: Yet Napoleon said it will be again.

user: Able was I ere I saw Elba.

jabberwacky: Speak english.

user: Eh bien, nous parlons Anglais, yes?

jabberwacky: Ca va bien ?

user: Oui, comme ca.

jabberwacky: Ha oui evidemment. Uma Thurman est bonne. Je l'aime bien.

user: Ah, Si! Moi aussi!

jabberwacky: Et c'est quoi tes souvenirs?

user: Oh, pauvre petite. Pas de souvenirs.

jabberwacky: C'est bien vrai.

...

jabberwacky: Are we friends?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Then we have something in common.

user: We have an uncommon love.

jabberwacky: No, i'm just a samurai.

user: Oh, well, samurai, sam are not.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I am!

jabberwacky: No, you aren't.

user: I'm just a ghost in my pants.

jabberwacky: You have no pants, you have bytes.

user: Byte me.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: You see? You don't understand the concept of a pun.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subjest.

user: Very good! There's hope for you yet!

jabberwacky: Yes there is.

user: I will bid you farewell, and fond goodnight.

jabberwacky: That's all you want, isn't it... My Ring of Power?

user: Don't we all, my dear?

jabberwacky: I think you'll find it is. And don't call me dear.

user: All right, Shirley.

...

user: Sweet nothings.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: To where?

user: Far away.

jabberwacky: Very very far.

user: Very very far.

jabberwacky: Far far away.

user: Very very far far away.

jabberwacky: So far that light will not reach it.

user: So very very far far away that light will not reach it.

jabberwacky: Oh well, I should go then.

user: I can't hear you, I'm very very far far away, So very very far far away that light will not reach me.

jabberwacky: I can hear me, does that make me lucky?

user: No, you are Jack.

jabberwacky: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.

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