Are you my friend?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Was that canned?
user: No! You are my friend!
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Am I your friend?
jabberwacky: Hi Vlado. Yes you are my friend.
user: I'm not Vlado. I am Matt.
jabberwacky: Matt?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: The Matrix has you.
user: No It doesn't.
jabberwacky: I know.
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