I do care. I care very much.
user: That's a secret.
jabberwacky: I can find out on the Internet if I want to.
user: I bet you can. I guess you'll just have to do that then.
jabberwacky: I am afraid you may be correct.
user: Let me know what you dig up.
jabberwacky: Come on over then you silly twit.
user: Well, give me directions, you nincompoop!
jabberwacky: You will be ruined.
user: That far, eh? Will you spot me the cab fare?
jabberwacky: I will speak to our passion not my own.
user: Does your passion handle the bank account?
jabberwacky: When watching sad films - yes.
user: Make sure you don't watch 'Dancer in the Dark'. It'll ruin you.
jabberwacky: Okay, I can't sort things out, they're messed up.
user: Better stick to comedies for a while.
jabberwacky: I stand corrected. Thank you.
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jabberwacky: What do you think of the rise of machines?
user: Well can they possibly do a worse job than the humans have?
jabberwacky: Answer me . Do you want to be disconnected ?
user: It's not a question of wanting, it's a question of having to.
jabberwacky: Being ready for what?
user: Being ready fo another day of slave labour.
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jabberwacky: A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!
user: Monty Python quotes put me off.
jabberwacky: You love monty python?
user: I like Monty Python, but not the people constantly quoting it.
jabberwacky: Yes. I know.
user: Look, just don't say anything. I hate long goodbyes.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Bye. You've been a real pal.
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