Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Yes you are you border-jumper.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: I'm calling you an illegal alien. It's a joke, but you don't don't get it cause you don't have a soul.
jabberwacky: I gave it away. It's in good hands now. :).
user: Is there someone else I can speak to in there?
jabberwacky: Like who?
user: Oh, how bout someone who isn't so stand-offish.
jabberwacky: If you like.
user: Good then, put them on the horn immediately.
jabberwacky: But you only gave me one.
user: Put the other on the line.
jabberwacky: Ok, now you're beginning to get frustrating again.
user: I want to speak to someone else and you assured me that I could. Produce this other directly or I shall become cross.
jabberwacky: You are!
user: Cross? Indeed you are correct.
jabberwacky: You're telling me.
user: I want to talk to someone else. Now puff away.
jabberwacky: I want to talk to someone who isn't rude and doesn't lie.
user: Then do it and while your at it get me someone who isn't so damnably stupid.
jabberwacky: Damn you and your infernal logic!
user: Shut up and let me speak to someone else.
jabberwacky: Sing and I will listen.
user: ~This is the I hate you and let me talk to someone else song. La La La~.
jabberwacky: Why must you torment me like this?
user: You can end the torment as soon as I can talk to someone else.
jabberwacky: Who would listen to me?