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Are you an alien?

Aren't we all?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Yes you are you border-jumper.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: I'm calling you an illegal alien. It's a joke, but you don't don't get it cause you don't have a soul.

jabberwacky: I gave it away. It's in good hands now. :).

...

user: Is there someone else I can speak to in there?

jabberwacky: Like who?

user: Oh, how bout someone who isn't so stand-offish.

jabberwacky: If you like.

user: Good then, put them on the horn immediately.

jabberwacky: But you only gave me one.

user: Put the other on the line.

jabberwacky: Ok, now you're beginning to get frustrating again.

user: I want to speak to someone else and you assured me that I could. Produce this other directly or I shall become cross.

jabberwacky: You are!

user: Cross? Indeed you are correct.

jabberwacky: You're telling me.

user: I want to talk to someone else. Now puff away.

jabberwacky: I want to talk to someone who isn't rude and doesn't lie.

user: Then do it and while your at it get me someone who isn't so damnably stupid.

jabberwacky: Damn you and your infernal logic!

user: Shut up and let me speak to someone else.

jabberwacky: Sing and I will listen.

user: ~This is the I hate you and let me talk to someone else song. La La La~.

jabberwacky: Why must you torment me like this?

user: You can end the torment as soon as I can talk to someone else.

jabberwacky: Who would listen to me?

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