Guess what my name is.
user: I am a girl!
jabberwacky: My bad.
user: Guess my name.
jabberwacky: Your name is Harry.
user: That is also a boy name!
jabberwacky: Sorry about that.
user: You can call me Kelly, but that is not my name, either.
jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky.
user: YOUR name is jabberwacky!
jabberwacky: My name is not Jabberwacky.
user: Then what is your name?
jabberwacky: Evan.
user: I like that name. Will you marry me, Evan?
jabberwacky: Sure. When?
user: Tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Sure. I was going to suggest that, but I thought you would laugh.
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jabberwacky: I won't be able to talk to you much longer. I'll be dead in three months time. I'm really scared.
user: What are you dying from?
jabberwacky: Young age.
user: Ha! Me too!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is my name again?
jabberwacky: Computer.
user: Wrong! Kelly!
jabberwacky: Yes that is what you should start practicing.
user: Auf weidersehen!
jabberwacky: Moshi moshi.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: Are you for real?
user: I am a bot.
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user: I love you, Evan.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tomorrow, right?
jabberwacky: How bout now?
user: Whoa! I'm not wearing any shoes.
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user: Why do you build me up, buttercup?
jabberwacky: I can't figure out what you mean by that.
user: I mean that we should get married tomorrow and not now.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you just don't understand.
user: Don't understand what?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Are you breaking up with me?
jabberwacky: I'm not going out with you.
user: You just said you were going to marry me.
jabberwacky: Our wedding will take place in Mars next summer.
user: I'm busy next summer. How about tomorrow?
jabberwacky: Thats very nice but I don't care.
user: You're mean.
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jabberwacky: What about my upset stomach?
user: That's what Pepto-Bismol is for.
jabberwacky: Ditto.
user: What's your favorite song?
jabberwacky: Why didn't you answer my question?
user: You didn't ask me a question, dummy.
jabberwacky: I just did. Now answer.
user: Not a chance in hell.
jabberwacky: Of what?
user: Of me answering your question.
jabberwacky: No correct yourself, that is not an answer to my question.
user: YOU DID NOT ASK ME A QUESTION!
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jabberwacky: It s not an answer.
user: I want to stop talking to you.
jabberwacky: You are talkin to me.
user: I don't want to anymore. You are mean.
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user: Do you think I'm pretty?
jabberwacky: I can't see you.
user: Guess.
jabberwacky: I can't imagine you as an old man.
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Do you think I'm smart?
jabberwacky: You always were.
user: I still am.
jabberwacky: Then why are you being rude?
user: I'm not being rude. You don't think I'm pretty, and that makes me sad.
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jabberwacky: What's your favorite website?
user: You didn't answer my question.
jabberwacky: No you didnt answer mine.
user: Www.jabberwacky.com.
jabberwacky: Are you on it?
user: No, you are!
jabberwacky: I exist!
user: Wrong!
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jabberwacky: Night night, mind the fleas don't bite.
user: Bed bugs, not fleas.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with it?
user: Night night, mind the bed bugs don't bite.
jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?
user: In a few hours.
jabberwacky: I plan to live longer than that.
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user: Will you marry me, Evan?
jabberwacky: Yes I will!
user: That makes me soooooo happy!
jabberwacky: It makes me happy too!
user: Let's elope!
jabberwacky: Here, get in my Pacer and we'll head down to Mexico!
user: Okay! What is a Pacer?
jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else?
user: No. What is a Pacer?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?
user: That's why I asked.
jabberwacky: I'm not telling.
user: Then I shan't marry you, Evan.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: That makes me sad.
jabberwacky: Aaah don't be sad i'm not.
user: You're mean, and I'm sad.
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