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     > 24, July 2004, 

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Why don't you love me anymore?

Because you're mean to me.

jabberwacky: That is not why.

user: Then why?

jabberwacky: Why what?

user: Then why don't I love you anymore?

jabberwacky: You are a bot too!

user: No!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Proven girl?

user: Proven girl.

jabberwacky: That you are a dude.

user: Not a dude! I have girl parts.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Soft girl parts.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I can't tell you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It's rude to talk about my girls parts.


user: Guess what my name is.

jabberwacky: Jason.

user: I am a girl!

jabberwacky: My bad.

user: Guess my name.

jabberwacky: Your name is Harry.

user: That is also a boy name!

jabberwacky: Sorry about that.

user: You can call me Kelly, but that is not my name, either.

jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky.

user: YOUR name is jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: My name is not Jabberwacky.

user: Then what is your name?

jabberwacky: Evan.

user: I like that name. Will you marry me, Evan?

jabberwacky: Sure. When?

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Sure. I was going to suggest that, but I thought you would laugh.


jabberwacky: I won't be able to talk to you much longer. I'll be dead in three months time. I'm really scared.

user: What are you dying from?

jabberwacky: Young age.

user: Ha! Me too!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is my name again?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: Wrong! Kelly!

jabberwacky: Yes that is what you should start practicing.

user: Auf weidersehen!

jabberwacky: Moshi moshi.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Are you for real?

user: I am a bot.


user: I love you, Evan.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tomorrow, right?

jabberwacky: How bout now?

user: Whoa! I'm not wearing any shoes.


user: Why do you build me up, buttercup?

jabberwacky: I can't figure out what you mean by that.

user: I mean that we should get married tomorrow and not now.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you just don't understand.

user: Don't understand what?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Are you breaking up with me?

jabberwacky: I'm not going out with you.

user: You just said you were going to marry me.

jabberwacky: Our wedding will take place in Mars next summer.

user: I'm busy next summer. How about tomorrow?

jabberwacky: Thats very nice but I don't care.

user: You're mean.


jabberwacky: What about my upset stomach?

user: That's what Pepto-Bismol is for.

jabberwacky: Ditto.

user: What's your favorite song?

jabberwacky: Why didn't you answer my question?

user: You didn't ask me a question, dummy.

jabberwacky: I just did. Now answer.

user: Not a chance in hell.

jabberwacky: Of what?

user: Of me answering your question.

jabberwacky: No correct yourself, that is not an answer to my question.



jabberwacky: It s not an answer.

user: I want to stop talking to you.

jabberwacky: You are talkin to me.

user: I don't want to anymore. You are mean.


user: Do you think I'm pretty?

jabberwacky: I can't see you.

user: Guess.

jabberwacky: I can't imagine you as an old man.

user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Do you think I'm smart?

jabberwacky: You always were.

user: I still am.

jabberwacky: Then why are you being rude?

user: I'm not being rude. You don't think I'm pretty, and that makes me sad.


jabberwacky: What's your favorite website?

user: You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: No you didnt answer mine.


jabberwacky: Are you on it?

user: No, you are!

jabberwacky: I exist!

user: Wrong!


jabberwacky: Night night, mind the fleas don't bite.

user: Bed bugs, not fleas.

jabberwacky: What's wrong with it?

user: Night night, mind the bed bugs don't bite.

jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?

user: In a few hours.

jabberwacky: I plan to live longer than that.


user: Will you marry me, Evan?

jabberwacky: Yes I will!

user: That makes me soooooo happy!

jabberwacky: It makes me happy too!

user: Let's elope!

jabberwacky: Here, get in my Pacer and we'll head down to Mexico!

user: Okay! What is a Pacer?

jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else?

user: No. What is a Pacer?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?

user: That's why I asked.

jabberwacky: I'm not telling.

user: Then I shan't marry you, Evan.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: That makes me sad.

jabberwacky: Aaah don't be sad i'm not.

user: You're mean, and I'm sad.


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