What's your favorite website?
jabberwacky: No you didnt answer mine.
user: Www.jabberwacky.com.
jabberwacky: Are you on it?
user: No, you are!
jabberwacky: I exist!
user: Wrong!
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jabberwacky: Night night, mind the fleas don't bite.
user: Bed bugs, not fleas.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with it?
user: Night night, mind the bed bugs don't bite.
jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?
user: In a few hours.
jabberwacky: I plan to live longer than that.
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user: Will you marry me, Evan?
jabberwacky: Yes I will!
user: That makes me soooooo happy!
jabberwacky: It makes me happy too!
user: Let's elope!
jabberwacky: Here, get in my Pacer and we'll head down to Mexico!
user: Okay! What is a Pacer?
jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else?
user: No. What is a Pacer?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?
user: That's why I asked.
jabberwacky: I'm not telling.
user: Then I shan't marry you, Evan.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: That makes me sad.
jabberwacky: Aaah don't be sad i'm not.
user: You're mean, and I'm sad.
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