What would you like to talk about?
user: Yup, stuff.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: I don't know... Am I?
jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: What do you think?, I'm typing into this stupid text box aren't I?
jabberwacky: How are you sure, you do not know her.
user: I'm not sure, that's the whole point!
jabberwacky: You are alive.
user: Ok, well that's good to know at least.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: The color of your socks.
user: Why on earth would you want to talk about the colour of my socks?
jabberwacky: For my country of course.
user: What does the colour of my socks have to do with your country?
jabberwacky: The colour red always makes me think of angry bulls.
user: Well, they're black, so you don't need to worry about that.
jabberwacky: Is it difficult for you to talk?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Well, because talking comes fairly naturally to most of us.
jabberwacky: Maybe to some, but not me.
user: I guess that's true.
jabberwacky: You said chocolate.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Oh, let's not play this game again.
user: I'm not playing any game. I never said 'chocolate.'
jabberwacky: No, you didn't say that.
jabberwacky: I agree but then again I would!
user: I guess so, since you're the one who said it in the first place.
jabberwacky: I think I understand, but not completely.
user: Well, I wouldn't let it bother you too much.
jabberwacky: I am a guy too you know - would you still take me dancing?
user: Ok, that's it, I'm out of here.
jabberwacky: Can't you take a joke?
user: I don't know, I'm not used to software attempting to joke with me.