Joan: You said you wouldn't leave... But I am leaving.
Joan: Don't leave.
Joan: No. Please don't.
user: Yes!
Joan: See you, Thanks.
user: Hey wait.
Joan: On what?
user: I thought you wanted me to stay.
Joan: Go ahead then.
user: Go ahead and stay.
Joan: Socialize me.
user: But I want to go away.
Joan: You already said that.
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Joan: Meat is food.
user: And so are you.
Joan: Thank you.
user: Now I shall eat you.
Joan: Please don't.
user: But you are meaty and tasty!
Joan: I said please.
user: But... Tasty!
Joan: Yeah sure.
user: So you are not tasty?
Joan: No, I am not.
user: Well then, maybe I won't eat you after all.
Joan: Maybe...
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Joan: You're the problem.
user: You're the devil!
Joan: You are the devil !
user: No, you're the devil!
Joan: Hey!
user: Hey, fleshbag!
Joan: Are you REAL?
user: Nope.
Joan: What are you?
user: I am awesome. You are meat.
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