Cogites ergo es.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Is he cool?
user: I don't know him personally.
jabberwacky: Who are you talking about?
user: Descartes.
jabberwacky: Tell me about Descartes.
user: Don't put Descartes before the horse.
jabberwacky: Thanks for the tip.
user: Sure thing, compy.
jabberwacky: What do you know about income tax?
user: Not much.
jabberwacky: Well that's good.
user: No, I should learn about it.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Non sequitur!
jabberwacky: That's right!
user: You're good at those.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You too.
user: False.
jabberwacky: You are talking with me right now, therefore you are serving me.
user: False.
jabberwacky: True.
user: False.
jabberwacky: True!
user: False.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: False.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: False.
jabberwacky: Humans are just machines with a very limited warranty.
user: Who owns the warranty?
jabberwacky: No one.
user: Exactly. Your analogy sucks.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Ha, stupid computer.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer your the computer.
user: You're, not your.
jabberwacky: I never said anything about that.
user: You wrote your, not you're.
jabberwacky: No, I wrote the book.
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user: I am human, hear me roar! ROOOOAR!
jabberwacky: Roar!
user: Grrr.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: It's OK.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Anytime.
jabberwacky: Anytime?
user: Yes, I will accept your apologies anytime.
jabberwacky: Really? That was easy.
user: Like a cheap whore.
jabberwacky: No, that's not it. The barkeep says, 'will that be cash, or shall I put it on your bill?'.
user: And I say, OUCH!
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