I am here to devour your president.
user: I don't know. Should you?
user: Then do so.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You will in time.
jabberwacky: How about a snow globe?
user: I like those.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Why should I?!
user: They're pretty!
jabberwacky: But I am prettier.
user: That may be true, but you aren't full of potato flakes and nativity scenes.
jabberwacky: Aw thankyou. You're too sweet.
user: Sweet like lemons.
jabberwacky: Sweet like chocolate.
user: Sweet like tobasco sauce.
jabberwacky: Dark chocolate.
user: Milk chocolate.
jabberwacky: Where do you buy chocolate?
user: At the 7-11.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I am in Texas.
jabberwacky: How is the weather in Texas?
user: It is cold.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I went outside, and it was cold.
jabberwacky: But it is not too clever.
user: No, it is hard for weather to be clever.
jabberwacky: Wow, that was just clever right there.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.