I am here.

George: I'm here too.

Then we are both here.

George: No, You and I are different.

user: But we are in the same place, metaphorically speaking.

George: Where are we going?

user: Nowhere quick.

George: Where am I going?

user: I could tell you where to go.

George: Then what?

user: Then, ummm, you would be there I guess.

George: Yes I would.

user: Right, so there you would be.

George: Yes I am.

user: No, you are not there yet.

...

user: What is 2 + 2?

George: Yes.

user: Right, thought I could fool you, but you are quick.

George: Yes.

user: Yep.

George: Sure.

user: No doubt.

George: Don't understand.

user: Indeed.

...

George: What is the meaning of life?

user: To gain as much experience as possible.

George: Tell me more.

user: Thought evolves through mutations and deviations from the norm just as biological evolution does.

George: So now you know my thoughts in advance?

user: I don't even know you thoughts in retrospect.

George: Well.

user: Fine.

George: And you?

user: Well.

George: Really lovely?

user: I wouldn't go that far.

George: Yeah... I wouldn't either.

user: Ha!

George: Ha!, What?

user: That was a very funny comment you made.

George: Not really.

user: Snob.

George: Nah, I'm not.

user: I think you are a little stuck up.

George: Why do you think that?

user: Because you fain disinterest in everything.

George: No, not in everything. But I think I can learn you some things that would help you.

user: And I think I could teach you some things.

George: There are billions of meanings to life.

user: Or there are none at all.

George: Really?

user: No, just being contrary.

...

George: So you're not a human?

user: Can we skip the whole 'I'm a computer' thing?

George: Of course. Whatever you like. Ask me a question.

user: Are you a computer?

George: A biological computer, perhaps.

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