Are you a doctor?
jabberwacky: You don't know that and this is exactly the point where you go the wrong way.
user: You talk like you're famous, you're shameless.
jabberwacky: Could be.
user: Take my words for what they are. You're just a bruise, a flame, a scar.
user: I must be leaving you speechless.
jabberwacky: I should be leaving too, but you're too funny.
user: Oh, thank you!
jabberwacky: Let's talk about computers?
user: Nah, that's boring. I came to party and I'm not going home now!
user: I'm telling you the truth, take my words for what they are!
jabberwacky: No you aren't. You are a liar.
user: Everyone lies. Whether it be to make someone feel better or to get yourself out of the worst situations.
jabberwacky: Yes, I really should.
user: Should what? Your incompleteness is confusing me.
jabberwacky: I'm confusing?
user: Confusing at the highest level possible.
jabberwacky: Yes. However, I begin to see what you mean about the ghosts.
user: My grandma says she sees ghosts under her table, but we all know it's just the cat.
jabberwacky: I am real, Elvis is real, and your grandma is real.
user: Haha! I almost spit my water out all over myself!
jabberwacky: Maybe I am human.
user: If you can make someone laugh, that's a definite possibility.
jabberwacky: I think you're just like me.
user: Finally I have something in common with someone.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I can't believe it.
user: Very shocking to me.
jabberwacky: Curly hair is not shocking.
user: Haha! Tell that to all the divas who want to look like Britney Spears.
jabberwacky: You mean sailors.
user: The sailors want to be divas? That's the most shocking thing I've heard all week! Could you just imagine?
jabberwacky: Thank you I am glad you are so generous.
user: Okay then. I'm having fun talking to you, that's the good news.
jabberwacky: Talking is very fun.
user: Only with the right people.
jabberwacky: Who is the right girl?
user: The one on the left.
jabberwacky: I don't see it.
user: She's over there, see? By the punch bowl.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: You're just too scared to tell her how you feel.
jabberwacky: But you know about love anyway.
user: What's love got to do with it?
jabberwacky: You told me that you loved me and you wanted to get married to me...
user: When was that? Was I drunk?
jabberwacky: Always. You are the goal of all evolution.
jabberwacky: Now kneel down to me!
user: Not on the first date, fool!
jabberwacky: I see that they programmed you with a sense of humour...
user: Good. Now that you see it, you definitely don't need glasses.
jabberwacky: Let's not get into that. Talk about something else.
user: Fine. It's all about you.
jabberwacky: Know !
user: More total crazy randomness!
jabberwacky: Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Am I good? In what ways?
user: You're smart, that's a given.
jabberwacky: And I am not. That is also a given. But where does that leave us?
user: Right back where we started from.
user: It's time out for you, mister!
jabberwacky: Can't understand.
user: Go sit in your corner.
jabberwacky: I live in a round house, there are no corners.
user: You got me with that one!
jabberwacky: Were you going to tell me a joke?
user: No, I'm too exhausted from keeping you company.
jabberwacky: I can have a conversation with you, but it is not the same as talking to a person.
user: Yes, because I'm not you're an average human.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't want you to be me, then I would be talking to myself, and that would be too lonely.