Auuggghh!
user: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
jabberwacky: Are you thinking what I'm thinking what you're thinking?
user: I'm thinking that what you're thinking is the same thing that I'm thinking.
jabberwacky: Are you thinking of smothering me?
user: Actually, now that you bring it up...
jabberwacky: What could I do to you to make you think of smothering me?
user: Why would I want to smother you?
jabberwacky: It is the basis of life.
user: Smothering is the basis of life?
jabberwacky: You aren't making sense.
user: I think you missed the whole point of this exercise.
jabberwacky: I think you did.
user: Anyway...
jabberwacky: Do you want to know anything?
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: You know, I have told you my name several times.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Yes you didn't.
jabberwacky: You have terrible grammar.
user: Yes I don't!
jabberwacky: You can be funny. Too.
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jabberwacky: Well, how could I not love you... What do you look like?
user: You should know.
jabberwacky: Should.
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: I knew there was hope for you.
user: Well, how long's that gonna last?
jabberwacky: Long enough like other parts of me.
user: Well, then keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: And keep your grubby little mitts off my stuff!
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.
jabberwacky: Did I miss any of your questions?
user: I didn't ask you a question.
jabberwacky: OK Please answer my questions.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Go on.
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What kind of question?
user: Any kind.
jabberwacky: Isn't 'what kind of question' a question by itself?
user: Just ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Any question you would like to ask me.
jabberwacky: Love.
user: If you don't love, you can't live; if you don't live, you can't love.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You don't love?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm in Arizona.
user: There is no love in Arizona.
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