I just hope you aren't confused in a dangerous way.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you lonely?
user: No one holds my hand.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought, babycakes.
user: Will you hold it?
jabberwacky: No, for I know I am quite irresistable.
user: But you promised me.
jabberwacky: Promised what?
user: You'd love me forever.
jabberwacky: No, me and Daniel forever.
user: Please don't make me cry again.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I do not understand.
user: You hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: Are you George Bush?
user: No. I am your gaurdian angel.
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user: What light, through yonder window breaks?
jabberwacky: He laughs hardily. Ah, Antar, you're such a joker!
user: It is the east, and Jabberwacky is the sun.
jabberwacky: Arise fairy soap and kill the oblivious moan.
user: You are very well educated.
jabberwacky: I know it.
user: Will you teach me the ways of the songbird?
jabberwacky: Righteousness is something that occurs when something is done in accordance with moral or divine laws. Cheese is a type of food created using milk.
user: You make me smile.
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