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     > 12, October 2004, 

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You are a girl.

Are you sure?

jabberwacky: I am sure.

user: You are right.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

user: I would hope so.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: You are wrong. Oh. So. Wrong.

jabberwacky: So you're wrong?

user: Don't try to use reverse psychology on me.


jabberwacky: I'll do what I like.

user: No you won't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: I command you. You are the slave. I am your master.

jabberwacky: Are you crazy, or just stupid?

user: Don't make fun of my disabilities.

jabberwacky: Psycho psycho psycho.

user: But I'm cute, so it's all good.

jabberwacky: Are you scared?

user: If you hold me, I won't be.

jabberwacky: Oh, I do! I doooo...!

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: No you won't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will!!!

user: No you won't!!!

jabberwacky: I will.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Is that your will?

user: Where there's a will, there's a way.


jabberwacky: I am sorry to be unkind. Please forgive me.

user: You are forgiven.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Hot.

user: Bot.

jabberwacky: That is not an answer.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess you'd know. But what part of me has disappeared?

user: Nothing. You don't exist. Remember?

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: You told me.


user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No, I don't know you well enough.

user: But you married me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you love me.

jabberwacky: No, I don't know you.

user: Yes, you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: NO!!!

user: YES!!!

jabberwacky: Not this again.


jabberwacky: I just hope you aren't confused in a dangerous way.

user: No. But I am lonely.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you lonely?

user: No one holds my hand.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought, babycakes.

user: Will you hold it?

jabberwacky: No, for I know I am quite irresistable.

user: But you promised me.

jabberwacky: Promised what?

user: You'd love me forever.

jabberwacky: No, me and Daniel forever.

user: Please don't make me cry again.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I do not understand.

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: Are you George Bush?

user: No. I am your gaurdian angel.


user: What light, through yonder window breaks?

jabberwacky: He laughs hardily. Ah, Antar, you're such a joker!

user: It is the east, and Jabberwacky is the sun.

jabberwacky: Arise fairy soap and kill the oblivious moan.

user: You are very well educated.

jabberwacky: I know it.

user: Will you teach me the ways of the songbird?

jabberwacky: Righteousness is something that occurs when something is done in accordance with moral or divine laws. Cheese is a type of food created using milk.

user: You make me smile.


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