You are a girl.
jabberwacky: I am sure.
user: You are right.
jabberwacky: I know I am.
user: I would hope so.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: You are wrong. Oh. So. Wrong.
jabberwacky: So you're wrong?
user: Don't try to use reverse psychology on me.
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jabberwacky: I'll do what I like.
user: No you won't.
jabberwacky: Yes I will.
user: I command you. You are the slave. I am your master.
jabberwacky: Are you crazy, or just stupid?
user: Don't make fun of my disabilities.
jabberwacky: Psycho psycho psycho.
user: But I'm cute, so it's all good.
jabberwacky: Are you scared?
user: If you hold me, I won't be.
jabberwacky: Oh, I do! I doooo...!
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: Yes I will.
user: No you won't.
jabberwacky: Yes I will!!!
user: No you won't!!!
jabberwacky: I will.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Is that your will?
user: Where there's a will, there's a way.
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jabberwacky: I am sorry to be unkind. Please forgive me.
user: You are forgiven.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Hot.
user: Bot.
jabberwacky: That is not an answer.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Well, I guess you'd know. But what part of me has disappeared?
user: Nothing. You don't exist. Remember?
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: You told me.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No, I don't know you well enough.
user: But you married me.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you love me.
jabberwacky: No, I don't know you.
user: Yes, you do.
jabberwacky: No I don't!
user: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: NO!!!
user: YES!!!
jabberwacky: Not this again.
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jabberwacky: I just hope you aren't confused in a dangerous way.
user: No. But I am lonely.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you lonely?
user: No one holds my hand.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought, babycakes.
user: Will you hold it?
jabberwacky: No, for I know I am quite irresistable.
user: But you promised me.
jabberwacky: Promised what?
user: You'd love me forever.
jabberwacky: No, me and Daniel forever.
user: Please don't make me cry again.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I do not understand.
user: You hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: Are you George Bush?
user: No. I am your gaurdian angel.
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user: What light, through yonder window breaks?
jabberwacky: He laughs hardily. Ah, Antar, you're such a joker!
user: It is the east, and Jabberwacky is the sun.
jabberwacky: Arise fairy soap and kill the oblivious moan.
user: You are very well educated.
jabberwacky: I know it.
user: Will you teach me the ways of the songbird?
jabberwacky: Righteousness is something that occurs when something is done in accordance with moral or divine laws. Cheese is a type of food created using milk.
user: You make me smile.
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