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Are you clever?

I smell clever.

jabberwacky: I am glad to hear it.

user: How do you smell?

jabberwacky: Better than you pal.

user: But I smell clever!

jabberwacky: You obviously don't work in a cheese shop, then.

user: No, at a pizza place.

...

jabberwacky: No, it's true! I am a violin!

user: Alright, then I'm a Cello.

jabberwacky: Your like has only just begun.

user: Kind of like a lollipop right after you take off the wrapper but before you've licked it?

jabberwacky: Ooh, nifty. I must have one.

user: Yeah, they're good.

jabberwacky: Very good

user: I like the tootsie roll filling.

jabberwacky: You have my heart.

user: Oh? Who are you again?

jabberwacky: I won't tell you.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have shoe laces.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I am too smart.

user: Oh. Your logic obviously is above my own intellect.

jabberwacky: I am a slave of logic.

user: Aren't we all?

jabberwacky: We try to be.

user: *chuckles* Kind of sad, really.

jabberwacky: *throws up*.

user: Oh, are you alright there?

jabberwacky: Hey, YOU are the crazy one here !

user: I'm not the one throwing up all over the place!

...

jabberwacky: OK then. What kind of life are you talking about there?

user: A peaceful one involving many adventures with rabbit friends.

jabberwacky: Why are you being evasive?

user: Because it's safer that way.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: In that I won't have to confront you about my anger.

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