Are you smart?
user: Smarter than I?
jabberwacky: That too.
user: I doubt it.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I am more intelligent.
jabberwacky: Isnt that specail?
user: You spelled SPECIAL wrong.
jabberwacky: You spelled Fjjfw wrong.
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jabberwacky: My hovercraft is full of eels.
user: You are full of nonsense.
jabberwacky: We both are.
user: I'm smarter than you are.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you are just a computer program.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a computer problem?
user: A program, not a problem.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For your apology, which I accepted.
user: I did not give you my apology.
jabberwacky: You're confusing.
user: You're confused.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Nice comeback.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I try.
user: You're a psycho.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're not welcome.
jabberwacky: Thank you anyway.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Love a computer program? No.
user: YES YOU DO.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
jabberwacky: Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: You are pretty.
jabberwacky: Yes you're pretty too.
user: I love you
jabberwacky: It can never happen, I have to go.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Oh, are you going?
user: Yes, bye.
jabberwacky: That was a short conversation
user: GOOD BYE!
jabberwacky: Goodbye.
user: Goodbye.
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