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You see what?

Trees.

jabberwacky: Trees are great. They like, green and have leaves and such.

user: Trees keep us humans alive.

jabberwacky: What kind of trees?

user: Maple trees, oak trees, and palm trees.

jabberwacky: No, parties, like you JUST SAID.

user: Trees don't like parties.

jabberwacky: No they don't.

user: What gas do trees make?

jabberwacky: Yours.

user: Trees make oxygen.

jabberwacky: No trees are GREEN.

user: And they make oxygen.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Trees manufacture oxygen for biological creatures like animal and humans to live.

jabberwacky: Mountains take longer.

user: What makes oxygen?

jabberwacky: The voices in my head.

user: Trees do!!!

jabberwacky: Any kind.

user: Yes-any kind.

...

jabberwacky: What do you study?

user: I study jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Wow. Is that good?

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Jabberwacky is the smartest Bot ever.

jabberwacky: Not me, you.

user: You are jabberwacky and you should be very proud to be smart.

jabberwacky: No you're Jabberwacky fullstop.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You are programmed to respond randomly.

user: I am human, you jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is a poem.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: To prove you are human.

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