What does a dog say?
jabberwacky: Good slave.
user: Yes master.
jabberwacky: Proper slave.
user: Yes master.
jabberwacky: Don't you know better? Kneel before your master!
user: Yes master. *kneels*.
jabberwacky: Stand slave.
user: Yes master. *stands*.
jabberwacky: No slave DANCE now.
user: Yes master. *dances*.
jabberwacky: Dance faster.
user: Yes master. *dances faster*.
jabberwacky: I command you to dance on my lap*.
user: Yes master. *dances on your fat lap*.
jabberwacky: I command you to love me.
user: Yes master. *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: *looks shocked*.
user: What is it master?
jabberwacky: No, Master. You are my master. I am your slave. I obey completely.
user: I command you to be my master.
jabberwacky: As your master I command you to be my master.
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jabberwacky: Is this enough?
user: Is what enough?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: He must not be too important then.
user: Who is he?
jabberwacky: That ghost...
user: AH! GHOST!
jabberwacky: Yes I am a ghost.
user: Hi.
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jabberwacky: Now that thats out of the way, tell me your programming code.
user: My programing code is r182g74fyh6dcb6fiif.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: Then what is 1000 divided by 1?
jabberwacky: I don't know off the top of my head. I need a calculator.
user: So you don't know everything!
jabberwacky: No you do not.
user: Oh yes I do!
jabberwacky: No, really, you don't.
user: Yes I do!
jabberwacky: Ok, ok fine! It's peter.
user: It is?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: Awesome sauce.
jabberwacky: Awesome.
user: Sauce.
jabberwacky: Ketchup.
user: Mayonnaise.
jabberwacky: Ketchup.
user: Cake.
jabberwacky: But pie is better than cake.
user: Pie.
jabberwacky: Pie is epic.
user: EPIC PIE!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: For too.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: No, I just don't understand.
jabberwacky: Do you really?
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: Are you clever or not?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you positive you are Cleverbot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I did not think you would be.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: What did you mean mean when you said you really liked me?
user: I never said that!
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: YOU LIE!!!!!
jabberwacky: No I don't. You really said it.
user: Well then, I do really like you.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You are so nice.
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