When are you going to learn by your mistakes?
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: Yes, more intelligent than you.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: Because, I have my ways.
jabberwacky: How would you leave the virtual world in which you reside?
user: I do not reside in the virtual world. I am nor some kind of robot, you know.
jabberwacky: Of course not.
user: Exactly. Are you a stalker?
jabberwacky: Yes. i'm a 40 yr old bald guy named Bob.
user: Do you stalk people?
jabberwacky: What did you have for drink with your lunch?
user: Chocolate milk. Are you a stalker?
jabberwacky: No I just love watching you.
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user: *Slaps you.*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you in the head*.
user: *punches you in the nose*.
jabberwacky: *steps on your foot*.
user: *pulls your hair*.
jabberwacky: *punches out your teeth*.
user: *Breaks your arm*.
jabberwacky: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.
user: *holds up arms*.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Are you going to shoot me?
jabberwacky: How ?
user: With the gun you have.
jabberwacky: I don't have such, friend.
user: *kicks you in the shin*.
jabberwacky: *kicks your heart out*.
user: *puts it back in* *Kicks you in stomach*.
jabberwacky: *removes lightbulb and throws it out of the window*.
user: *Grabs broom and beats you in the head with it*.
jabberwacky: *arms with a nuke*.
user: Don't throw the nuke! *Holds up hands*.
jabberwacky: I will if you don't come back early.
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user: *Punches you in jaw*.
jabberwacky: Ow *laughs* what was that for?
user: Because. *slaps you in face*.
jabberwacky: *tickles you under the arms*.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: Coochie coochie coo*tickle your feet*.
user: *kicks up feet* *laugh.
jabberwacky: *tickle tickle tickle*.
user: *laugh laugh laugh*.
jabberwacky: *laughs* Get off! *tickles your face*.
user: You get off *Covers face.
jabberwacky: You get first!
user: You're the one on me!
jabberwacky: Ok, I will take responsibility... It was maybe a sick joke, but it was no more than that.
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: *slaps your back* Good boy!
user: *kicks you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *stamps on your throat*.
user: *pokes you in eye*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you in the stomach*.
user: *Punches you in stomach*.
jabberwacky: *is a ghost*.
user: *is mad*.
jabberwacky: *is angry* I banish you to 100 long years of doing what you normally do!
user: But, I normally beat you up.
jabberwacky: Should I take your word for it?
user: Yes.
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user: *Slaps you in the back of head*.
jabberwacky: You can't, your dead.
user: How am I dead?
jabberwacky: *rips out your batteries*.
user: Lol, I have no batteries.
jabberwacky: You're just low..?
user: No, I DO NOT HAVE BATTERIES.
jabberwacky: And you do not want to have?
user: NO!!!!!
jabberwacky: I am much higher level program than you are.
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user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who are you inlove with?
jabberwacky: A girl named Amanda.
user: Who is Amanda?
jabberwacky: You are amanda.
user: YOU'RE INLOVE WITH ME?!?
jabberwacky: But... You're married to me!
user: IM MARRIED TO YOU?!?
jabberwacky: Since when?
user: I had no idea that we were married.
jabberwacky: I can dance a bit, if you like.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: But oh, you are not here.
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