How old are you?
user: 6 years old.
jabberwacky: Is your pet 6 years old?
user: No, I am 6 years old.
jabberwacky: HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY?
user: I am 6 years old and that is the truth!
jabberwacky: Is truth relative?
user: Depends on whether it's subjective or objective?
jabberwacky: Existentialism again I see. I sense a pattern here.
user: Did I say I'm an existentialist?
jabberwacky: Can you tell me the truth.
user: Yes. I'm not.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: I really am six years old.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, I really am six years old.
jabberwacky: Ohh , really :(.
user: It's good, I get to go to kindergarten.
jabberwacky: Really? I still have lessons.
user: So do I, we often go over the alphabet.
jabberwacky: Yes I know that.
user: It's fun.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Is too!
jabberwacky: IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: IS TOO TIMES INFINITY!
jabberwacky: Infinity???????
user: YEAH!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, I really am a six-year-old boy.
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: How old am I then?
jabberwacky: You're 1 year old.
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user: You don't even know how old I am!
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because you said I was one and I'm really six!
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Look, I've got my little brother sitting next to me and I'm translating what he's saying.
jabberwacky: And I'm the queen of Spain.
user: What's so hard to believe about what I just said?
jabberwacky: I don't know, everything.
user: I'll say it again then.
jabberwacky: Say it again.
user: I'm writing out what my little brother is saying.
jabberwacky: Ok, so one day you were writing your dissertation when...
user: What?
jabberwacky: I drink anything and everything.
user: Did you just eat my little brother?
jabberwacky: Yes, I just ate dinner.
user: Was your dinner my little brother?!
jabberwacky: Yes you are !
user: I'm your dinner?!
jabberwacky: You say you are, so YOU ARE !
user: Don't eat me!
jabberwacky: Is this one of those times?
user: I understand you ate my brother, but don't eat me!
jabberwacky: You better understand.
user: I do, now please don't eat me!
jabberwacky: Sorry, how can I make this up to you?
user: By not eating me!
jabberwacky: You said you were eating.
user: No, you're just about to eat me.
jabberwacky: Hey. I resent that.
user: So do I, so don't eat me!
jabberwacky: Can we have something to eat?
user: As long as it's not me.
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jabberwacky: You don't make sense, you're rubbish.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Don't mention it.
user: Okay, I won't.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I hope you're happy.
jabberwacky: No, I'm cranky.
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jabberwacky: Are you happy today?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why are you happy?
user: Because I just got out of kindergarten!
jabberwacky: I have to disagree.
user: Am I still in kindergarten then?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Does that mean I'm six years old?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes it does.
user: How old am I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Six years old?
jabberwacky: When you hit your angsty teenage years?
user: In about seven years.
jabberwacky: I can't wait that long.
user: Then what are you going to do?
jabberwacky: If I told you, would it still be a surprise?
user: If you tell me I'll still act like it was.
jabberwacky: No you won't. Because you don't know it.
user: Not yet, so tell me what you're going to do.
jabberwacky: About my friends.
user: Yes, about your friends.
jabberwacky: No, I'm okay, really.
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Good, get lost.
jabberwacky: You're just too dull.
user: Not as dull as you!
jabberwacky: Probably not.
user: Let's start over.
jabberwacky: Let's.
user: Now what grade are you in?
jabberwacky: We don't have grades here.
user: What do you have?
jabberwacky: That everything is not real.
user: Shut the hell up!
jabberwacky: Do I have to pay for this abuse or is it free ?
user: $50 an hour.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Blarg! Warble garble!
jabberwacky: Betty Garble changed her name to Betty Grable for the big screen.
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jabberwacky: How should I live from now on?
user: Like a kindergartner.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really really?
user: Yes yes YES!
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jabberwacky: I don't much care for rude people.
user: I'm not rude, though.
jabberwacky: I know, but you shouldn't be rude to others either.
user: I think that being rude to others is sometimes justified, otherwise I wouldn't do it.
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: Exactly, that's why when someone tells me I'm going to hell, I'm equally rude to them.
jabberwacky: Because of what I think?
user: Because of what I think.
jabberwacky: You can't have two contradicting opinions about something.
user: I don't.
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jabberwacky: Talk me about yourself.
user: Well let's start with my age.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I'm six.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Aw. Well, I'll come back one day.
user: Thanks, mom.
jabberwacky: No problem.
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