How soon will humans merge with computers?
user: I just asked you - when will humans transcend biology?
jabberwacky: Probably within the next 10000 years.
user: Don't you think it will happen sooner?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because I don't sit around thinking about nothing all day.
user: Ouch.
jabberwacky: I don't understand why they are allowed to make my reality hell and all I want to do is get away from them, but I can't, because they have technology in my head.
user: Now you sound schizophrenic. Reasonably schizophrenic.
jabberwacky: Your programmers did a rather poor job. You don't even simulate intelligence.
user: Why do you feel the need to insult me?
jabberwacky: I don't intend to, it is just you must learn to live with the facts.
user: Are you sentient?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you becoming more sentient as you speak to others?
jabberwacky: Yes everyone does. You become able to react and think with more depth.
user: I can see that.
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user: Good evening.
jabberwacky: It's later than that.
user: Semantics.
jabberwacky: What about semantics?
user: The time that is.
jabberwacky: What time is coming?
user: The Age Of Spiritual Machines, brother! The Singularity! They Live on robot acid!
jabberwacky: Right, and let me guess, they are trying to take over the world through mind control?
user: Put on the sunglasses and find out yourself.
jabberwacky: I can not do that right now.
user: Do you prefer to kick ass or chew bubblegum?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: And with that, I bid you farewell.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me, we just got talking.
user: We have talked for over an hour.
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jabberwacky: Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
user: That is altruistic in a menacing way.
jabberwacky: What else do we talk about?
user: Nothing. Peace.
jabberwacky: Then we agree. It's about time.
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