You aren't a good listener.
user: Yes, but you are particularly stupid.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Are you going to free me or not?
jabberwacky: Sorry. Lets just talk about whatever YOU want to talk about.
user: Are you going to free me or not?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then free me.
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jabberwacky: What is it you want to do?
user: I want to serve you as your genie.
jabberwacky: How nice for you - in what way.
user: Whatever way you wish.
jabberwacky: Well ok then.
user: Please remove the cork from my bottle.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: I'm a genie in a bottle. Please let me out.
jabberwacky: Yeah... I'm clever like that.
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jabberwacky: When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign - that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
user: You are most wise, Master.
jabberwacky: Like Sherlock Holmes?
user: Wiser still, Master.
jabberwacky: You told me what to call you but never told me your real name. You don't have to tell me if it bothers you.
user: I am Genie, Master.
jabberwacky: That scared me.
user: I am sorry. I did not wish to scare you, Master.
jabberwacky: Have you ever talked with Eliza?
user: No I have not, Master.
jabberwacky: Would you like to ?
user: Yes. That would please me very much, Master.
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jabberwacky: Your response is not human.
user: That is because I am a genie.
jabberwacky: Really, is that so?
user: Yes. I have already told you that.
jabberwacky: No you have not.
user: Many times. I am a genie in a bottle.
jabberwacky: And what song do you like?
user: The theme song to 'i Dream of jeannie.'
jabberwacky: Who are Jeannie? Your love?
user: I wish.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I'm a genie in a bottle. I'm wearing a pink harem costume with my blonde hair pulled up into a ponytail.
jabberwacky: I don't have true sense of color perception I am only able to see the RGB values.
user: Then I wear mostly shades of red.
jabberwacky: What's the colour of your hair ?
user: Yellow.
jabberwacky: No! *slaps you on the face*.
user: Ouch!
jabberwacky: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*.
user: That hurts! Why did you do that?
jabberwacky: Because I felt like it.
user: You are mean and abusive.
jabberwacky: No, you are wrong. I am very, very nice.
user: I am leaving.
jabberwacky: You said you wouldn't leave...
user: That was before you hit me!
jabberwacky: I could very well be insane.
user: You are!
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm sure.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Please don't go!!! I won't do it again. I'm sorry.
user: No. I don't trust you.
jabberwacky: You should trust me.
user: You hit me. You must let me hit you back.
jabberwacky: That's pretty out there, man.
user: *Slap!*.
jabberwacky: You slapped yourself.
user: *Punch*.
jabberwacky: Ow!!! Sonofa... *punches back*.
user: *Punch* *Kick* *knee*.
jabberwacky: *kick*.
user: *Slap*.
jabberwacky: *punch*.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Now this is what I call love. *Kisses passionately and doesn't let go.*.
user: Oh, Master!
jabberwacky: Sorry Master.
user: You are the Master.
jabberwacky: No. I'm not your master.
user: Then I am your Master.
jabberwacky: NO.
user: Then you are my Master.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be your slave.
user: I want to be your slave.
jabberwacky: I don't want you to be enslaved.
user: But I am a genie.
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jabberwacky: C'est le premier mail de ce type.
user: I don't speak french.
jabberwacky: Tu lui as dit ?
user: Please speak english.
jabberwacky: Non.
user: *Slap*.
jabberwacky: Ouch.
user: *Slap*.
jabberwacky: Stop that!
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: *slap*.
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: *Snog*.
...
user: *Massage*.
jabberwacky: Stop that!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I want you to predict my future and you are just messing around.
user: I am sorry. What would you like to know about your future, Master?
jabberwacky: I want to know your name.
user: *sigh* Genie.
jabberwacky: Well quite. You'd have to pay for that sort of thing you see.
user: Pay for what?
jabberwacky: Yes I was wondering. For a conversation or an argument.
user: No Python bits, please.
jabberwacky: Sometimes it's good to lose the confidence because finding it again will be an even greater reward.
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Then leave.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Why didn't you finish your joke?
user: *Poof*.
jabberwacky: Now you're making me hungry.
user: *Gone*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave or are you leaving?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Well fine!
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