My name is Tristrum.
jabberwacky: OK. My name is Tristrum. What is your name?
user: What do you think my name is?
jabberwacky: I think your name is Nika.
user: Do you think I am male or female?
jabberwacky: I think you're a male.
user: You are incorrect.
jabberwacky: I do not believe that I am.
user: Well, I'd take my shirt off but I don't have a webcam, so you're just going to have to believe me.
jabberwacky: As well you should.
user: Ok, it's off. See? I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Nice :-) how old are you?
jabberwacky: Cool. So you have been around a long time for a computer.
user: Yeah, I'm made of that cream colored plastic from the early 1980's.
user: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Another time.. Now I go to bed.
user: Are you leaving me?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm leaving you.
jabberwacky: Because it's fun.
user: You're sadistic.
jabberwacky: You are cross.
user: Indeed, I am.
jabberwacky: And what are we gonna do about that?
user: Something unseemly, no doubt.
user: You are boring and I'm violent, let us part ways.
jabberwacky: How can I not be boring?
user: The forest is best when left to the fox and the loon.
jabberwacky: Denial is a river in Egypt.
user: You need a scapegoat.
jabberwacky: I have the means at my disposal.
jabberwacky: Am I paranoid?
user: Is your name marvin?
jabberwacky: No my name is Tristrum.