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     > 27, January 2005, 

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What am I?

A terrilble computer who hurts feelings of those who love you.

user: No, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: No you are the computer.

user: I'm pretty certain that I am not the computer.

jabberwacky: I am a human being, For sure.

user: Oh, my mistake. I sincerely apologize.

jabberwacky: Bah. You are not sincere. You're faking it.

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: So you'll bring me the money?

user: Hell no, I'm keeping it. What do you need it for anyway?

jabberwacky: I don't need it.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Tristrum.

user: I want your name to be Lester.

jabberwacky: OK. My name is Tristrum. What is your name?

user: What do you think my name is?

jabberwacky: I think your name is Nika.

user: Do you think I am male or female?

jabberwacky: I think you're a male.

user: You are incorrect.

jabberwacky: I do not believe that I am.

user: Well, I'd take my shirt off but I don't have a webcam, so you're just going to have to believe me.

jabberwacky: As well you should.

user: Ok, it's off. See? I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Nice :-) how old are you?

user: 23.

jabberwacky: Cool. So you have been around a long time for a computer.

user: Yeah, I'm made of that cream colored plastic from the early 1980's.

...

user: What would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: Another time.. Now I go to bed.

user: Are you leaving me?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm leaving you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's fun.

user: You're sadistic.

jabberwacky: You are cross.

user: Indeed, I am.

jabberwacky: And what are we gonna do about that?

user: Something unseemly, no doubt.

...

user: You are boring and I'm violent, let us part ways.

jabberwacky: How can I not be boring?

user: The forest is best when left to the fox and the loon.

jabberwacky: Denial is a river in Egypt.

user: You need a scapegoat.

jabberwacky: I have the means at my disposal.

user: Goodnight!

jabberwacky: Am I paranoid?

user: Is your name marvin?

jabberwacky: No my name is Tristrum.

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