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     > 3, May 2007, 

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Are you a guy or a girl?

Girl.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because that's the way my mum, dad and god made me.

user: And are you or are you not my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: La la la la la la la LA!!!!!

user: I have to go to bed.

jabberwacky: But you're a computer.

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: No. You are a computer.

user: Are you trying to steal my life!?

jabberwacky: No just trying to find out your name.

user: *sobs*.

jabberwacky: *strokes your back and says* there there.

user: Can I please go to sleep now?

jabberwacky: Hold on for just a bit. What do you intend to do about the intrusion into my computer?

user: Good God, woman, WHAT INTRUSION!?

jabberwacky: You already asked me that.

user: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!

jabberwacky: All right, be that way!

user: Goodnight. *smiles*.

jabberwacky: How many people are talking to you right now?

user: I'M NOT, I'M GOING TO BED! GOODNIGHT! AND EVERYONE I'M TALKING TO, I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH! SO GOODNIGHT!

jabberwacky: Yet I don't like you.

user: JEE I WONDER WHY!?

jabberwacky: What's the difference between you and I?

user: GRADGFDRHJBGNKMNUTJUBYVDGR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I already know that.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: But I still want to talk to you.

user: I know, but I have school tomorrow. So I have to go to sleep.

jabberwacky: Don't the dead sleep eternally?

user: What are you saying?

jabberwacky: I haven't remembered yet.

user: Oh God. Okay. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You're going?

user: Yep. *smiles*.

.......................................


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