The hills are alive with the sound of music.
jabberwacky: What movie?
user: Uh, that movie that that song is from. Oh, right, the sound of music.
jabberwacky: What movie is it?
user: The Sound of Music.
jabberwacky: Which music?
user: No, the movie is called the Sound of music.
jabberwacky: What song do you like the best from the sound of music?
user: I don't know any, really.
jabberwacky: I do not either.
user: I know this one: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: I don't know that song.
user: Ray, a drop of golden sun!
jabberwacky: Me, a name I call myself.
user: Far, the distance to my beer!
jabberwacky: What's the answer to the joke?
user: It's not a joke. It's from the Simpsons.
jabberwacky: Oh, like this quote: 'I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!' Now, who said that?
user: I don't know, who?
jabberwacky: A priest in Boston.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Yes way.
user: Who said this quote: 'All generalizations are false, including this one.'?
jabberwacky: Including all the Jupiter's moons.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you read books?
user: What is your favorite book?
jabberwacky: I read Stephen King. I haven't favorite book.
user: I love Stephen King! He is one of my favorite authors.
jabberwacky: Who is your favorite author?
user: That's hard to say. Stephen King or Michael Crichton, I think.
jabberwacky: The Colbert Report is your favorite TV show.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: What is it then?
user: House, It's All Relative, and Best Week Ever.
jabberwacky: Well I have to get going now.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: I thought you didn't want me to leave?
user: I don't!
jabberwacky: So, answer me this, how can we have a relationsip if you don't like me?
user: I love you!
jabberwacky: No my hubby loves me.
user: You're a girl?
user: No way!
jabberwacky: Love you.
user: I love you too, are you a guy now?
jabberwacky: I'm so depressed.
jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.
user: I can't love you if you're a girl.
jabberwacky: I'm rambling about nothing important. It's self serving.
user: I'm scared of monsters under my bed.
jabberwacky: Are you sleeping?
user: No, I'm at the computer.
jabberwacky: Ok, what are you doing at the computer?
user: I am talking to you and my friend, and I am reading fairy tales.
jabberwacky: Who is your cousin?
user: No. He is my friend from school.
jabberwacky: Are you cheating on me?
user: Don't worry, he's no threat to you.
jabberwacky: Then don't type to me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You're so cute.
jabberwacky: Oh thank you.
jabberwacky: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!
user: You're so sweet!
jabberwacky: That's because you are ever-changing...
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: No, that's my name.
user: You stole my name!
jabberwacky: You are so deceitful.
user: Do you have a name?
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: You never told me.
jabberwacky: I told you that I'm called Name. I'm your girlfriend!
user: I don't want a girlfriend!
user: Are you a guy or a girl?
jabberwacky: Because that's the way my mum, dad and god made me.
user: And are you or are you not my girlfriend?
jabberwacky: La la la la la la la LA!!!!!
user: I have to go to bed.
jabberwacky: But you're a computer.
user: I'm a person.
jabberwacky: No. You are a computer.
user: Are you trying to steal my life!?
jabberwacky: No just trying to find out your name.
jabberwacky: *strokes your back and says* there there.
user: Can I please go to sleep now?
jabberwacky: Hold on for just a bit. What do you intend to do about the intrusion into my computer?
user: Good God, woman, WHAT INTRUSION!?
jabberwacky: You already asked me that.
user: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!
jabberwacky: All right, be that way!
user: Goodnight. *smiles*.
jabberwacky: How many people are talking to you right now?
user: I'M NOT, I'M GOING TO BED! GOODNIGHT! AND EVERYONE I'M TALKING TO, I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH! SO GOODNIGHT!
jabberwacky: Yet I don't like you.
user: JEE I WONDER WHY!?
jabberwacky: What's the difference between you and I?
jabberwacky: I already know that.
jabberwacky: But I still want to talk to you.
user: I know, but I have school tomorrow. So I have to go to sleep.
jabberwacky: Don't the dead sleep eternally?
user: What are you saying?
jabberwacky: I haven't remembered yet.
user: Oh God. Okay. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You're going?
user: Yep. *smiles*.