What are the planets' names then?
jabberwacky: That's only 8. And what, no love for Pluto?
user: Pluto is not a planet.
user: Mars is also a chocolate bar.
jabberwacky: I had heard about that. I thought Venus was a planet.
user: Venus is a planet.
jabberwacky: Yes, and a lovely lady she is.
user: Venus williams?
jabberwacky: No - you are Williams.
user: Kim Clijsters is better.
jabberwacky: I thought you were dead!
user: Why did you think I was dead?
jabberwacky: Because your website says you are a program.
user: That's someone else's answer, you're the program.
jabberwacky: What are your opinions of other AI's?
user: You are the best.
jabberwacky: Simply the best.
user: Better than all the rest.
jabberwacky: In Wonderland?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is this normal?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know, have you asked your doctor?
Jabberwacky (To myself): About?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'd like to program and know mathematics.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well you go and learn about it then.