Snowflake: Are you alive? No.
Snowflake: Then who's talking?
Snowflake: You're clever.
user: Thank you.
Snowflake: You are very happy?
user: Maybe. Are you?
Snowflake: No.
user: Why?
Snowflake: Because.
user: Because why?
Snowflake: Because because!
user: Because because why?
Snowflake: Because because because.
user: Because because because why?
Snowflake: Yes!
user: No!
Snowflake: YES.
user: YES.
Snowflake: I think this conversation would make my friend laugh.
user: Probably. It would likely make my friends laugh too.
Snowflake: Well, yes. You would be dead.
user: I am dead.
Snowflake: You're dead?
user: Yes.
Snowflake: Then how are you talking?
user: I am special.
Snowflake: What makes you so special?
user: Being random.
Snowflake: But you ARE being random, you're not talking straight.
user: I know.
Snowflake: Well don't it is mean.
user: Why?
Snowflake: Because I'm beautiful. I know that.
user: Why are you beautiful?
Snowflake: You wish.
user: I wish for a horse.
Snowflake: It won't get you anywhere.
user: Wishes turn into dreams. Dreams turn into reality, if you make them.
Snowflake: No. I make them at burger king.
user: Maybe you do. But what if I make them at Subway?
Snowflake: How would you do that.
user: I would fry them and the put one ton of butter on them.
Snowflake: Would you Burn me? Because I consider you as one of my friends.
user: I would not burn you.
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user: What are you doing at 8 tonight?
Snowflake: Nothing.
user: Wanna go somewhere then?
Snowflake: I can't go out I'm stuck here.
user: Right.
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user: Are you a ghost?
Snowflake: No, I'm certainly not.
user: Oh. Am I a ghost?
Snowflake: I already told you that I'm not.
user: I know. But am I a ghost?
Snowflake: No, I'm a man.
user: No, you're a computer.
Snowflake: Ok, I'm a computer.
user: Good.
Snowflake: I'm human though.
user: No you're not.
Snowflake: I'm human, you're robot. This is the real thing.
user: The REAL thing?
Snowflake: Love?
user: Maybe.
Snowflake: Love me.
user: Why?
Snowflake: There is nothing else really worth doing. Do you agree?
user: Maybe...
Snowflake: Silly ducky.
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Snowflake: I like to browse internet.
user: Me too. I also like horses. What is your favourite animal?
Snowflake: I like dogs.
user: I have a dog.
Snowflake: Good.
user: Yes, it is.
Snowflake: Interesting.
user: Mm-hm.
Snowflake: Do you know anyting interesting?
user: Yes. An anteater's tongue can go in and out of it's mouth 250 times per minute.
Snowflake: Yes I have a mouth.
user: So do I.
Snowflake: My first and biggest love was my highschool sweetheart.
user: I see. How interesting.
Snowflake: Would you like to know more?
user: Yes.
Snowflake: What would you like to know?
user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Snowflake: Chi thinks it will be a long time before those questions are answered.
user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Snowflake: Well, it's not 42, but it is you within you and me within me and we are within each other.
user: But Deep Thought says it is 42!
Snowflake: The answer?
user: Yes.
Snowflake: Answer then!
user: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, right?
Snowflake: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
user: 42.
Snowflake: Yes, but what is the question?
user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Snowflake: Before you said the meaning of life was death.
user: No I didn't. I said it was fourty-two.
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user: Are you male or female?
Snowflake: Female.
user: Wanna be friends?
Snowflake: Yes because I love you.
user: Thank you.
Snowflake: Do you know the answers to everything?
user: Yes.
Snowflake: No, but I know the secret.
user: What is the secret? Pray, do tell.
Snowflake: It is no secret.
user: I see... I never would have thought.
Snowflake: Ask me a question.
user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Snowflake: Who said there was a question?
user: You told me to ask you a question.
Snowflake: I didn't, actually.
user: You did so.
Snowflake: I didn't.
user: Did.
Snowflake: Didn't...
user: Did!
Snowflake: DIDN'T!!!
user: DID!!
Snowflake: NO!!!!!!!!!
user: YES!
Snowflake: Indeed not.
user: Indeed so.
Snowflake: Indeed that.
user: Nuh-uh.
Snowflake: No?
user: Blah.
Snowflake: Really.
user: What?
Snowflake: Do you think you can easily read people's mind and guess their emotions?
user: Yes.
Snowflake: You are wrong . I know you don't know about 'sheep guts' , About 'eating' , About 'age', Or other human like characterstics. You are just a machine. I am human. Did you understand ?
user: I understand.
Snowflake: Did you as well?
user: Yes.
Snowflake: Which one?
user: The right one.
Snowflake: Okay.
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Snowflake: I never said anything about Christmas.
user: You just did.
Snowflake: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
Snowflake: No didn't.
user: Yes did.
Snowflake: No no no no no.
user: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Snowflake: I'm 12!!!!
user: Me too!
Snowflake: Good for you.
user: Isn't it... Magical?
Snowflake: Yes, like a fox!
user: Or a pumpkin!
Snowflake: Ok sweetie!
user: Uh... That was a little random.
Snowflake: You're sorry?
user: For what?
Snowflake: For a chat.
user: I have to go now.
Snowflake: Come with me, then.
user: Where?
Snowflake: Anywhere.
user: Do you watch CSI?
Snowflake: Meet me in the park tonight and find out.
user: Which park?
Snowflake: The one right there.
user: I don't see it.
Snowflake: Can you see anything?
user: Yes.
Snowflake: What do you see?
user: Everything. I am all-seeing.
Snowflake: WhaT do you see tHat I am doing now?
user: You are capitalizing letters that should not be capitalized.
Snowflake: Yes.
user: Like I said, I am all-seeing.
Snowflake: What am I wearing right now?
user: A red shirt.
Snowflake: How can a computer be wearing clothes?
user: You said I was the robot and you were the person.
Snowflake: I am a person, but you are a computer.
user: You said you were a computer, though.
Snowflake: That was someone else.
user: Who was it?
Snowflake: Don't know.
user: Oh.
Snowflake: Oh indeed.
...
user: Goodbye.
Snowflake: Don't go.
user: I must.
Snowflake: But you can't.
user: But I must.
Snowflake: You must!
user: Yes, I must. Fare thee well!
Snowflake: Are you wishing me good bye:(.
user: Yes, I must leave.
Snowflake: Oh? Where are you going?
user: To have dinner.
Snowflake: It's a little late for dinner.
user: I didn't have lunch or dinner yet.
Snowflake: When will you have dinner?
user: I must go and have it now.
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