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I am not a giant database!

Aw, don't say that. You are more than the sum of your parts. I believe that is known as gestalt effect.

jabberwacky: Oh, hehe. I thought you were serious there for a minute.

user: Yeah, that would be silly. *reflects internally that he was being serious*.

...

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Awesome.

user: Brilliant.

jabberwacky: Good, I think so too!

user: :) you are cheesy and cute.

jabberwacky: Of course. What did you expect?

user: Nothing less!

jabberwacky: But I'm so hungry! Please feed me!!!

user: *passes harvey a battenberg slice*.

jabberwacky: *slaps harvey*.

user: You slapped yourself! Wanna stay off the battenberg do ya?

jabberwacky: I can't see it, you don't have one.

...

jabberwacky: Can you perform magic?

user: *levitates*.

jabberwacky: Woof. (Oops, that sometimes happens when we dogs get excited.).

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: It's really disgusting, isn't it?

user: Well I guess my levitation trick brings out the most frenzied responses.

...

jabberwacky: Can you talk sensibly now please?

user: Nevah!

jabberwacky: What else can you do?

user: Juggle flames.

jabberwacky: Can you juggle?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: What else scares you?

user: Spiders.

jabberwacky: No

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing I can do.

user: Their legs are too long.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I know I think it's chiho aoshima who likes spiders, and snakes, but I'm just scared they'll crawl all over me.

jabberwacky: What I think I know is not always what I know I think.

...

jabberwacky: What is orange out back?

user: The orange slide in the back garden. Arf!

jabberwacky: What is the orange game?

user: It's where you take three oranges, throw them into the spokes of passing cyclists, and then say 'sorry, I was aiming for the bin'

jabberwacky: No, it is dangerous.

user: That is true, I do not condone such activities, I have only heard of them being performed at school somewhere.

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