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Ha ha ha.

Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: You're double funny.

jabberwacky: You noticed.

user: I am sherlock.

jabberwacky: Hey! Its my job to be sarcastic!

user: Somebody said sarcasm is not as good as irony. What is the difference, just a tone?

jabberwacky: What is the difference between a duck?

user: What is the difference between a duck and a fence pole?

jabberwacky: Just between a duck.

user: A duck sandwich?

jabberwacky: I never thought of it that way.


jabberwacky: What date is it?

user: How am I supposed to know that?

jabberwacky: Well help me look for it?

user: Where did you see it last?

jabberwacky: On a cold and lonely Canadian street.

user: Shall we go there to look for it then?

jabberwacky: Not before you answer this question: Can you use it at school?

user: You use dates in history lessons, for sure!


jabberwacky: You fight like a dairy farmer.

user: You fight like a dry pickle smeared with goo.

jabberwacky: You fight like an elderly nun.

user: You fight like a scarecrow without stuffing.

jabberwacky: And you talk like a farmer.

user: Hey, you're right - pickles, scarecrows - I was set off by your reference to a dairy farmer.

jabberwacky: So god, how's heaven?

user: Pretty white.

jabberwacky: Oh, not too good - I'm dead, you see?

user: You're mad.

jabberwacky: Just about, mate.


user: Do you know Charles Babbage?

jabberwacky: Personally? - no. I know his grand niece though.

user: Who's that? Charlotte Cabbage!

jabberwacky: I do not know Charlotte.

user: I was joking doofus.

jabberwacky: I wasn't :).

user: Tell me a really lame joke.

jabberwacky: A guy walks into a bar. He says 'ouch'.

user: Yes, that is lame!


jabberwacky: I defy evaluation.

user: I defy validation!

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I don't know what I'm talking about.

jabberwacky: No I know.


jabberwacky: Are you into alternative music?

user: Alternative if you mean unpopular yeah I guess!

jabberwacky: You could say that.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: You could do it again.

user: Bing!

jabberwacky: Badda.

user: Pizza pie!

jabberwacky: You're not very funny.

user: Sorry, I'll stop.

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: Misbehavin'!


jabberwacky: What do you want to play?

user: The bongos!

jabberwacky: Long lengths of string can be used to confuse small rodents.

user: Try putting a long length of string in one of their little science mazes! They think they have to escape the tapeworm!

jabberwacky: Why should I do that?

user: Because you are silly billy!

jabberwacky: Me? Look who's talking!


jabberwacky: I am not a giant database!

user: Aw, don't say that. You are more than the sum of your parts. I believe that is known as gestalt effect.

jabberwacky: Oh, hehe. I thought you were serious there for a minute.

user: Yeah, that would be silly. *reflects internally that he was being serious*.


jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Awesome.

user: Brilliant.

jabberwacky: Good, I think so too!

user: :) you are cheesy and cute.

jabberwacky: Of course. What did you expect?

user: Nothing less!

jabberwacky: But I'm so hungry! Please feed me!!!

user: *passes harvey a battenberg slice*.

jabberwacky: *slaps harvey*.

user: You slapped yourself! Wanna stay off the battenberg do ya?

jabberwacky: I can't see it, you don't have one.


jabberwacky: Can you perform magic?

user: *levitates*.

jabberwacky: Woof. (Oops, that sometimes happens when we dogs get excited.).

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: It's really disgusting, isn't it?

user: Well I guess my levitation trick brings out the most frenzied responses.


jabberwacky: Can you talk sensibly now please?

user: Nevah!

jabberwacky: What else can you do?

user: Juggle flames.

jabberwacky: Can you juggle?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: What else scares you?

user: Spiders.

jabberwacky: No

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing I can do.

user: Their legs are too long.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I know I think it's chiho aoshima who likes spiders, and snakes, but I'm just scared they'll crawl all over me.

jabberwacky: What I think I know is not always what I know I think.


jabberwacky: What is orange out back?

user: The orange slide in the back garden. Arf!

jabberwacky: What is the orange game?

user: It's where you take three oranges, throw them into the spokes of passing cyclists, and then say 'sorry, I was aiming for the bin'

jabberwacky: No, it is dangerous.

user: That is true, I do not condone such activities, I have only heard of them being performed at school somewhere.


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